"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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“Sort Your Life Out!” Says Burnout Dad Who Snorted Gak At An Iron Maiden Concert In Poland In 1994
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father of two has needless harangued his son this morning because
Local Woman With Undeniably Brown Eyes Insists They Change Colours All The Time!!!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When you’ve got the most common eye colour in the world, sometimes you’ve got
Bloke Who Insists He Hasn’t Been Using Girlfriend’s Expensive Shampoo Smells An Awful Lot Like Chamomile
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When handed indisputable evidence of their indiscretions, rational people know that admitting the truth and showing
DAILY: Tassie Takes The Piss, An Outback Leftie & An Excited News Corp Journalist – April 20
Effie Bateman kicks off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
White Rapper Appropriates White Rapper
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a massive win for the hip hop culture, white rappers have officially been around long
Woman On Tinder Considers Life Of Solitude After Being Asked What She Does For Fun For The 57th Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A battle weary woman has today started considering a life as a spinster after finding herself
Man Celebrates Return Of MasterChef By Jamming Peg In Doorlock Mechanism Of Microwave, Setting It To Auto Defrost, Then Putting His Head In It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has celebrated the return of MasterChef to primetime television this
Woman Forced To Find A New Hairdresser After Accidentally Letting Out A Moan During Head Massage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today had to break a four year long relationship with her hairdresser
Hospo Worker to Slap Next Friend Who Asks What She Did For The Long Weekend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An exhausted hospitality worker isn’t in the mood to trade holiday stories this
Man Sitting Alone in Office on a Tuesday Kicking Himself For Not Booking Extra Leave Like The Rest Of The Country
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A lone spreadsheet warrior is reevaluating his life choices this morning, coming to the
Tasmanians Just Taking The Piss With ‘Easter Tuesday’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the rest of the nation angles to take four days off between long weekends, there’
Aussie Political Reporter Arrives At Work For Another Big Day Of Ignoring NSW Pre-Selection Chaos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local print journalist, Patrick Charleton (55) has today stepped out of the uber, taken one last