"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Scotty’s Empathy Consultant Smashes Yet Another Clipboard To Pieces After PM’s Comments About Autism
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The long suffering empathy consultant of flex-day Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has smashed yet
Local Woman Stays Connected To Train Wreck On Social Media Solely To Feel Better About Own Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today revealed that she keeps an acquaintance from high school on her
Autistic Teenager Reveals He Feels Blessed That He Never Had To Have A Dad Like Scott Morrison
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A year 9 student at Betoota Heights High has today responded to the comments made by
‘That Better Be From Your Beard’ Says Woman To Husband After Spying Curly Hair In Her Venus
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has had to have a stern talking to her husband today, after her
Morrison Responds To Criticism About Aged Care By Saying He’s Blessed To Have A Sizeable Pension
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though the debate between Prime Minister Scott Morrison and opposition leader Anthony Albanese was largely unknown
Journalists Bemoan Stupid Punters For Failing To Ask A Single Gotcha Question During Leader’s Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s media types are fuming this morning, after a relatively civil leader’s debate
Recently Dumped Man Updates Facebook For First Time In Years With Photo Of The Boys On A Bender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has heavily hinted that he might be back on the market with a
Motel Pool Easily Mistaken For North Korea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most iconic 3 star regional motels has today stood by their thirteen
Paul Murray Conceals 15kg Homemade C4 Suicide Vest Under His Tarocash In Case Albo Wins Debate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The first leaders’ debate of the 2022 federal election campaign is upon us, and nobody is
Saleswoman Offering Wine Samples In Airport Reapplies War Paint After Spotting Boomer Golf Trip
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota airport’s most committed sales guns has today sharpened her harpoon, after spotting
North Shore Voter Didn’t Even Know Women Were Allowed To Play Sport In The First Place
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has backed his handpicked Liberal candidate, Katherine Deves, despite intense internal
Women’s Sport Finally Gets Some Media Coverage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some heartwarming news, women’s sport is finally getting the media coverage it deserves, having