"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Bloke Who Hasn’t Had A Pay Rise In 9 Years Really Worked Up About Women’s Sport
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota Ponds factory worker Norm Lieschke (45) states he is not someone who is into politics,
Softly-Spoken Science Teacher Books 8 Weeks Of Physio after Letting The Elbows Loose At Midnight Oil Concert
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A quiet science teacher is believed to have caused some self-inflicted ligament damage
WEEKLY: A Grateful Teen, Long Weekend Regrets, An Honoured Outback Leftie & More – April 22
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Mate At Pub With Haircut Still Warm From The Clippers Insists He Hasn’t Told The Girls To Meet Us Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The hysterical post-pandemic socialising continues this evening, as Australians right across the country knock off
Albo’s Plan To Campaign From Home Halted After Struggling To Locate Hole To Plug In The Zoom Camera
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As news spread that opposition leader Anthony Albanese had tested positive for covid shortly after visiting
Manly Ditch New Tactic Of Dressing Up Like Melbourne Storm After 34-22 Loss To Siosifa Talakai
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Manly Warringah Sea Eagles have today ditched their new strategy of pretending to be another
Hungry Waitress Determines That Eating Customer Leftovers Is Fine As Long As There’s No Visible Bites
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to the unspoken rules of hospitality, none are quite so polarising as the
Barnaby Cancels Another Morning Of Campaigning To Watch Johnny Depp Court Case
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister has written another morning of campaigning off, choosing to stay bound to
Albo’s 94-Year-Old Greek Neighbour Throws Fresh Deck Of B&H Classics Over Back Fence To Help Him Battle The Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is in isolation today after catching the spicy cough that’
7 Reasons Why Trans People Are A Bigger Threat To Our Way Of Life Than China’s Security Pact With The Solomon Islands
Despite spending the last couple years provoking China in an effort to show voters that only Scott Morrison is big
PM: “I Was Blessed To Catch Covid During The Floods And Not Something Important Like An Election”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese’s COVID-19 diagnosis and subsequent has caused a major disruption to his election
Australian Journalists Furious Albo’s Covid Diagnosis Means They Have To Give Him A Few Headlines
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the closest thing that could be considered a positive news story, Opposition leader Anthony Albanese