"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Regular Qantas Passenger Unable To Explain Sudden Insatiable Desire To Grievously Harm Albanese
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As domestic travel fires back up, the aviation sector is back in full flight. And with
NRL Announce Drastic New Rule Change Allowing Referees To Sin Bin Roosters’ Players
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Rugby League has today announced a bold new rule change, which could have huge
PM Defends Being On Phone During Dawn Service: “I Was Trying To Shazam That Catchy Trumpet Song”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison has found himself getting rinsed by Twitter (but surprisingly virtually no Murdoch
Local Man Unaware That There’s An Election On Right Now Has No Idea How Lucky He Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A politically-disengaged young man from our town’s leafy and bohemian French Quarter
PM Totally Okay For China To Partner With Pacific Neighbours As Long As They Build Some Resorts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are growing concerns about a recently signed security agreement between China and Solomon Islands and
Entire Twittersphere Wondering If Musk’s Free Speech Rule Will Include That Kid Who Tracks His Jets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact With entrepreneur Elon Musk cinching a deal to buy Twitter for a staggering US $41 billion,
Local Concreters Treat Themselves To A Cute Little Brunch Date After Morning Of Heavy Showers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local gaggle of concreters is picking up where they left off yesterday, after a patch
Scotty Makes A Move On Millennial Female Voters With Twilight-Themed ANZAC Day Post
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime minister Scott Morrison has today made an uncharacteristically smart marketing move by taking a leaf
Labor Party Running Low On Nameless Silverfoxes To Hold The Reins While Albo Is In Isolation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese still in isolation for the rest of the week, the Labor
Bloke Who Couldn’t Cut It In The Queensland Police Reckons We Should Trust Him To Handle China
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Defence Minister has this week revealed how desperate his party is getting ahead
Australians Warned Voting Independent Might Force Useless Career Politicians To Get A Real Job
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Polls are showing that the Liberal Party may lose up to six of their blue-ribbon
Former Bong Lord Realises He’s Getting Old After 420 Day Goes By Unobserved
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Former bong lord Tor Gilchrist (33) has realised he is officially old today after 420 day