"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Abbott: “Not These Freaks Again. I Can’t Go Anywhere Anymore”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott almost had his morning hijacked yesterday when he ran
Gus Gould Opens First Bulldogs Training Session With Heartfelt Prayer To The Football Gods
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s interesting times down in the Sydney suburb of Belmore, with the region’s local
Specialist Running Stores Enjoy Unexpected Boom Thanks To Influx Of Faux Hiking Hipsters
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A specialist running store has sold out of high-end trail shoes this week,
PM Says Wages Will Only Rise In A Strong Economy, After The Pandemic, During A War With China
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT During a live press conference in Rockhampton this morning, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has finally
Albo Twists The Knife In Moderate Liberals By Announcing New Tax On Woven Leather Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is spending his last morning in COVID isolation announcing a
Landlord Lets Out A Defeated Sigh As Bond-Ruining Scratch On Floor Turns Out To Be A Dust Bunny
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Bending her arthritic back to closely inspect a suspicious looking scratch on the hardwood floors, local
PM Refuses To Disendorse Handpicked Sydney Candidate Who Compared Pediatric Nurses To The KKK
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The PM has refused to disendorse a controversial Liberal party candidate for the Western Sydney electorate
RBA Governor: “Christ Alive, I’ve Really Gone And Shit The Bed This Time. I’m Totally Fucked. I’m Fucking Fucked.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has conceded this afternoon that he’s put himself
National Party Tells Rogue Matt Canavan To Pull His Fivehead In
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Queensland Nationals Senator Matt Canavan has been told to fall in line today, after deciding to
Increasingly Optimistic Labor Hipster Hopes Those Bogan Coal Miners Who Apparently Vote For Them Can Keep Their Fucking Uneducated Mouths Shut For The Next Four Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese’s embarrassing cash rate gaffe appears to be a distant memory in the 2022
Pacific Situation Worsens As NZ Agrees To Chinese Base In Exchange For A Yum Cha In Auckland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The unfolding security and diplomacy situation in the Pacific region has worsened again today, with a
“Things Will Be Worse Under Labor!” Says Man Who’s Now Living On Credit Cards And Loans From Daddy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A full-time-live-at-home-son from our town’s leafiest enclave of