Kiwi Mate Doing That Extremely Tense And Quiet Style Of Kiwi Sulking
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It has been a woeful 72 hours for the Land Of The Long White Cloud. Not
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Queen’s Guard Bearskins To Be Temporarily Replaced With Novelty Drinking Hats To Combat Heatwave
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though Australians may be quick to dial in the ‘whinging pom’ stereotype as we smugly announce
Man Who Governed Like Mr Bean At The Dentist Has The Hide To Comment On Trusting Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told “churchgoers” in our nation’s prosperous west
Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don’t Have A Veranda
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The climate change-aided disasters that have plagued Australia for the last decade appear to be
“Packer Was A Genius Inventing World Series Cricket” Says Old Bastard That Reckons Greg Norman Is Ruining Golf
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s elders has spoken this morning so we as a
17-Year-Old EL Falcon Owner Immediately Googles Turbo Kits After Lodging His Tax Return
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While many in the nation with more sophisticated tax affairs have to wait until
Justin Hodges To Fight His Niece’s Bartender Boyfriend As Undercard To Nikita Tszyu V Ben Horn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maroons great Justin Hodges continues his heavyweight boxing career this Wednesday, as he re-enters the
DAILY: A COVID Holiday, Celebrations Are In Order & Trouble In Paradise – July 18
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Jacinda Ardern Facing Calls To Resign After All Blacks Lose A Series On Home Soil
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of New Zealand is today facing a potentially career-ending crisis. Jacinda Ardern
Paul Kent Surprisingly Not As Concerned About Loyalty Of NRL Stars Deciding To Play For England
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The genius NRL analysts at Fox Sports have this week revealed that they are less concerned
Young Parents Celebrate As Kid Goes A Whole Week Without Getting A Cold Or Conjunctivitis From Daycare
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights couple have this week been seen jumping for joy, after their child Mason
SCG Roof King Banned From Standing In Queues To Buy Piss And Standing In Queues To Piss Out Piss For Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney man has been banned by Rugby Australia from attending their fixtures until
Britain’s New Leader? Meet The Man Who Can Win Back The Working Class, Sir Ernst Augusta-Fedore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just eight British politicians are left in the race to replace the UK Prime Minister Boris