"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Bin Liner That Refuses To Cooperate To Be Wedged Underneath Lid For Next Roommate To Deal With
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As he looks at the rubbish spilling out from the top of the bin, local man
Shithole City Sooking About Calls For Grand Final To Be Taken Away From Their Shithole Stadium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The largest cesspit known to mankind is carrying on this week, it can be confirmed. Spearheaded
Albo Emerges From Isolation With Promise To Put ASIO On The Trail Of The Yuppie Dog Who’s Been Poisoning The Greens Down At Marrickville Golf Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has emerged from COVID isolation this morning and straight into
ALP Chain Shorten To Bar Of The Footscray Hotel And Tell Him To Just Sink Pints For Next 3 Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Labor Party experience a lift in the polls in the third week of
Local Woman Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Be Less Strict About Gluten Free Diet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Looking at an old taco mix she’d long abandoned to the depths of her cupboard,
Selfless Bloke With Well-Documented Work Ethic Fires Shots At Middle Aged Man For Getting Sick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man recognised as the hardest worker in the country has today won over a few
“Come On, You Purple Bastard!” Scotty Says To His Sims Genie Looking For Election Miracle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has turned to a virtual genie this morning in his latest
DAILY: Albo Twists The Knife, Drums Of War Start Beating & A Heartfelt Prayer – April 29
Clancy Overell and Errol Parker kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Suburban High School Party Buzzes With Excitement As Word Spreads That Someone Here Has A Gun
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sleepy cul-de-sac in Betoota Downs has been the scene of some frantically excited
Local Man Keeps Bricks On Window Sill To Throw At People Who Put Dog Shit In His Wheelie Bin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dog owners have been put on notice down one French Quarter street today not
Moderates Ramp Up The Campaign Against Independents By Carrying On Like Privileged Little Sooks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the moderate Liberal voter base continues bleeding out to Independent candidates with catastrophic momentum, inner-
Albanese Reminds Italian Voters That He’s Still One Of Them With Mob Boss-Themed InStyle Shoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A OFFER THEY CAN’T REFUSE: Anthony Albanese has today ditched the inoffensive chinos and button