"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Scotty Throws His Favourite Movie In The Bin After Hearing Russell Crowe’s Voiceover For Albo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Clutching at his stomach as he stares at the computer screen, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing’
Scotty Plugs Salmonella Diet As Secret To Slimming Down In Stunning Photo Shoot With Women’s Weekly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime minister Scott Morrison has this week shown he’s ready to fight the good fight
Report: Not Much Of A Fucken Vibe In Newy Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After another tough loss for the Newcastle Knights, it can be confirmed today that there isn’
Older Voter So Terrified Of Change He’s Now Questioning Own Definition Of Absolute Incompetence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last election was an easy decision for local post-war voter Dickie Smythe (68). It was
Local Woman Annoyed To Discover That Eating Well, Exercising And Getting Sunlight Actually Does Improve Her Mood
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Opening the blinds of her room to allow some sunlight to stream through, local woman Cleo
Libs: If We Make It Easier To Buy A Home, Who Will Pay Off Our Investment Property Mortgages?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The social caste system that is the Australian property market is under threat, says
Frydenberg Now Worried About Losing Seat After Miscalculating His Support By 60 Billion Votes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you read any of the weekend editions of The Age or Sydney Morning Herald over
Granola Order Immediately Regretted As Bacon & Egger Wofts By
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local diner Sofia Mandrill (28) has learnt the true meaning of regret today after ordering granola
Scotty Brings Literal Dead Cat To Press Conference
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the federal election now less than a month away, some Australians are waiting for Scotty
Local Dads Watch In Jealously As Cul-De-Sac Introvert Ushers In Delivery Of New In-Ground Pool
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most pleasant cul-de-sacs has crowned a new King
WEEKLY: Scotty Gets Shazam, An Educated Voter, A Mind-Blowing Transformation & More – April 29
Clancy Overell and Errol Parker wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
“Bet It’s That Banksy Fella” Mutters Cultured Tradie As He Marvels At Truck Found Stuck In The CBD
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact It’s not often that you can surprise local man Phil McCann. Described as ‘unflappable’