"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Panicking Murdoch Orders Editors To Ignore Rate Rise And Go Back To Albo Gaffe From 4 Weeks Ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For the first time in 12 years, interest rates have finally risen. It’s an announcement
Triple M Honours Taylor Hawkins With Regular Programming
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Popular radio station Triple M has today caused a few eyes to well up across the
Balding Bloke Unaware That Youthful Outfit Makes Him Look Like A Uncircumcised Penis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Like 80% of the male population, local bloke Anthony Madden is losing his hair – albeit a
“Independents Will Cause Chaos In Parliament” Says Coalition Of Liberals, LNP, Nats, Craig Kelly
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the wave of inner-city climate-focused Independents continue to grow momentum with unprecedented numbers
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Pumps “Welcome To The Jungle” And Lights Up A Durrie As Rate Rise Apocalypse Begins
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank cash daddy Philip Lowe has locked his office door this morning and
25-Year-Old Now At The Stage Of The Election Campaign Where She Googles ‘What Is Labor Party’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A disenfranchised millennial has found herself googling a rather standard question about politics this morning, after
PM Wonders If Spending $250 On Another Extravagant Curry Will Convince Voters He’s One Of Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the saying goes ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’. This mantra appears
Tim Wilson MP Chucks Another Rich Boy Tantrum After Goldstein Voter Compares Him To King Joffrey
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The propagandists at the Herald Sun and Sky News are in panic mode this week, after
DAILY: Struggling Investors, A Massive Miscount & Local Woman Discovers The Perks Of Cleaning Her Room – May 3
Clancy Overell and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Rusty Razor to Be Used Extra Gently Until Woman Can Be Fucked Buying Another One
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she gets into the shower and stares down at the monumental jungle growing on the
Ed Husic MP Willing To Debate Liberal Opponent At Blacktown Station, 9PM, No Cameras, No Blades
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the election campaign heats up in the suburban outskirts, Scotty From Marketing is appearing at
Barnaby Shares Pics Of His Energy Drink And Whole Side Of Smoked Salmon Lunch-On-The-Go
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has shared a few candid images of his lunch today