Real Estate Agents Frightened By New Phenomenon Of People Buying Homes To Live In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that banning child traffickers and foreign drug cartels from laundering the proceeds of crime
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Local Bloke Sitting In Midday Movie Wonders What The Hell Everyone Else Is Doing Here
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A recently unemployed man has discovered the awkward joy of attending the movies during
Stephen King Novel Adapted Into Upcoming Horror Film About The Tuesday After Sydney Mardi Gras
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long-awaited film adaption of an iconic Stephen King horror novel set in Sydney’s
Coles, Woolworths Bragging About Record Profits Means Local Man No Longer Feels Guilty About Stealing Meat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Heights Coles has a meat bandit and he’s become a hero
“What Is The Point Of It All?” Wonders Bloke As He Inspects Yet Another Mouldy $900-A-Week Shithole Under A Flightpath That He Can’t Really Afford
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After his own landlord decided to take part in this nation orgy of greed,
Stoner Adult Son And Tradie Each Despising Each Other For Being Home Today
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A cold war took place in the Betoota Flight Path District today as a visiting tradie
Occasional TikTok Scrolls The Only Sign Of Life Detected In Gay Housemate’s Room
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Concerns for the wellbeing of a local mate have been abated this evening, after hearing the
Anthropologists Discover Last Known Man-Bun On Head Of Regional Nightclub Security Guard
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT There’s exciting news for the anthropology community today, as a group of researchers
After 5 Years Of University, Graduate Architect Thought She’d Start On At Least The Minimum Wage But No
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact In architecture, elegance is an elusive concept. This is something recent graduate Thelma Amleth (24) has
“It’s Just Not A Good Look” Says Sky News Dad Who Supported Dutton Attending Pell’s Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three has today explained to The Advocate his frustration with the new
Emerging Affluent Young Couple Splash Out And Buy The Lavender-Scented Garbage Bags
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The sweet scent of lavender has this morning wafted across the nostrils of primary school teacher,
Wests Tigers Praised By Other Clubs For Starting Player’s Strike Ten Years Early
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With a potential player’s strike still on the cards, fans of other clubs have put
Sydney’s Oxford Street To Host Thousands Of Real Life Cocaine Bears This Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a nice twist of events, it appears that life will imitate art this weekend, as