Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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‘Exhausted’ New Dad Acting Like Dumbest Blokes From School Didn’t Already Do This 15 Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new father from Betoota’s trendy French Quarter has today made the age-old mistake
Victorian Farmer Grows Something Lame Like Apples Or Some Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A regional Victorian has turned his back on conventional farming practices to grow apples
Lived Experience Discovered To Be The Only Type Of Experience Humans Can Have
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Researchers at the Betootian Tertiary Education University of Tautology have discovered a discovery in the early
QLD Nervous For First Time Since Joey-Era After Rumours Of New Try Scoring Machine In Blues Squad
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since Joey Johns was terrorising the border in the early 2000s, it
Local Woman Begins Spending The $100m Powerball Jackpot In Her Head Seconds After Buying A Singular QuickPick
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s a surprisingly zen activity,” she said. “Deciding which relatives you’re going
‘Sorry Don’t Have Any Info, Just Go On The Pill’ Says Doctor To Every Woman With A Gynaecological Issue
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has learnt the hard way that there’s really not a lot of
Local Woman Who Spent 90 Minutes In Foodie TikTok Wormhole Enjoys Packet Of Chips For Dinner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter woman is today feeling a little under nourished, after treating herself to a
79-Year-Old Doctor In Asbestos-Fucked Bush Hospital Surprised Indigenous Voice Is Top Concern For Nationals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An aging medical professional who has forsaken retirement to continue selflessly helping people in the bush,
Dog Daycare In Posh Area Provides Free Birkenstocks For Pups To Chew Up
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the rest of humanity tries to go about its day, the one percent of puppies
‘Doing It For The Plot!’ Says Woman Planning To Make The Worst Decision Humanly Possible
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has this week adopted the phrase ‘doing it for the plot’, as
“Crypto Collapse May Have Further To Go” Tarot Card Reader Makes Safe Prediction
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Principle fund manager at Betoota’s largest super fund has today handed in his resignation,
Magnum Ego Bloke Endures Holiday With Connoisseur Salted Caramel & Macadamia Father-In-law
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A public holiday weekend can be a long one. Especially if you are being debuted to