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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Korean stock market is currently mirroring the Wests Tigers NRL team. You could argue it
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Sydney’s Oxford Street To Host Thousands Of Real Life Cocaine Bears This Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a nice twist of events, it appears that life will imitate art this weekend, as
Friend’s Easy Going Boyfriend Allowed Into The Inner Sanctum Of Very Explicit Girl Chat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman’s golden retriever boyfriend has found himself invited into a space few straight men
Micro-Influencer Dying To Upload A Fearless Peace Pose In Front Of The Parade Tonight
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s biggest micro-influencers is busy crafting her content plan tonight,
“This Gay Pride Stuff Is A Bit Over The Top” Says Bloke With A Penthouse Calendar In His Workplace
While the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardis Gras might be Christmas for plenty of people across Australia, for pearl-clutching
Financial Risk Analyst Calculates The Number Of Friends He’ll Lose If He Keeps Being Such A Tight-Arse
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact 26 year old financial risk analyst, Crox Prue, was up until 2am this morning identifying and
Tattoo Plans Cancelled After Mum’s Full Approval
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A would-be rebel has struck back against her parents and cancelled her tattoo plans after
Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds
Opinion: Drag Queens, My Children Ignoring My Calls And More Woke Nonsense
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT I have a deal with The Betoota Advocate to write one article a month about my
Paul Kent Not Arrested For Behaving Exactly Like Latrell and Wighton In Sydney’s Broad Daylight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Uh oh! It seems the moral arbiter of professional rugby league may have fallen off the
Well There You Go: Grandpa Knows Who Whitney Houston Is
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In news that isn’t really news but this is 2023 who really gives a shit
Awkward Straight Guy Gets Into Mardi Gras Spirit With A Bit Of Glitter But Not Too Much Haha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke with a limited range of dance moves is gearing up to celebrate
Report: Bing Literally Had To Destroy Society With Artificial Intelligence To Defeat Google
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In feel good news, the little brother has finally got one up on the elder and