Local Woman’s Sick Voice Sadly Not So Husky And Sultry And More Like Frank Walker From National Tiles
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Betoota Heights local Chloe Parker (25) has spent the last few months somehow managing to evade
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Report: Bing Literally Had To Destroy Society With Artificial Intelligence To Defeat Google
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In feel good news, the little brother has finally got one up on the elder and
Supermarket Charging $7 For Pack Of Chips Worried Customers Are Stealing From Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian supermarkets have announced bold plans to reduce theft (by customers) on their premises. At the
Bloke Dying For Return Of Contact Sports Spices Up Day With Weird New Chip Flavour
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dribbler has gone a little rogue in the snacks aisle this evening,
Gay Mate Actually More Excited For The Post-Pride Carbs Than He Was For Pride
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke who hasn’t eaten a carbohydrate since Christmas has spoken to The
“Never Once Saw Drugs In My AFL Career” – Kane Cornes Reveals Nobody Liked Him Even Back Then
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Irrelevant yet prolific AFL Pundit and former player Kane Cornes has wobbled his mouth
Financially Savvy Bloke Saves Money On Therapy By Just Going On Dates With Various Fixers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds tradie has managed to stumble upon a winning dating strategy that both caters
Greedy Old Fuck With $10m In His Self-Managed Super Fund Feeling Victimised By Tax Reforms
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the forgotten victims of Treasurer Jim Chalmer’s proposed super tax reforms
Dolphins Admit They Removed ‘Redcliffe’ So Nobody Finds Out About The Glorious Homeground Balcony
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Less than a week away from their first professional NRL match, the Dolphins have today revealed
Alan Joyce Laughs When Asked Whether A Billion Dollar Profit Means Qantas Will Pay Tax This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The boss of Australia’s favourite airline has today moved to hose down any silly questions
Local Bloke Unable To Pull Off Backwards Cap Without Being Asked If He Does It All For The Nookie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial man has this week discovered that he unfortunately can’t pull off a backwards
2017 Crypto Guy Now A 2023 A.I Guy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 30-something has today re-emerged from an extended social media sabbatical with a
Bushie Down For The Rugby In Sydney’s Been Getting A Few Compliments On His Loud Shirt And Athletic Physique
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact A relatively well-built young man with questionable fashion sense has made his way down