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Supermarkets Urged To Rename New Avocado Variety So It Doesn’t Sound Like A Vibrator
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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Woollies has today been urged to rethink the name given to a new avocado variety, which sounds less like food, and more like a vibrator, it’s reported.
‘GMax’, which is a breed of avocado grown in Queensland, is alleged to be a mix between Hass and the rubbery doorstop that is Shepard, and has more flesh and less seed. Which would be a good selling point, if it didn’t cost twice the price of a regular avocado.
Nonetheless, some shoppers who spotted the new variety at Woolies have found the name quite amusing, including one local bloke who reckons he ‘might have seen’ a vibrating cock ring with the exact same name.
“Yeah it’s a bit suss hey haha.”
“I don’t know if the people who came up with that are trying to do some weird marketing thing, or just really innocent.”
“Or maybe I just have a dirty mind.”
“Who knows.”
More to come.