Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final

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A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his household’s viewing affairs. 

Damian Barrett (27) has informed a small sharehouse gathering that he’ll be commandeering the TV for a couple of hours tonight. 

“Mate, utz the Super Rugby Grend Final (sic),” said Barrett to the agreement of a number of general sports fans at the residence. 

The local Kiwi, who works doing something with money in Betoota’s Old City District that he can’t really explain to his mates or family back home, told the group that if they watch one game of Super Rugby Pacific this year, this should be it. 

“Hurricanes v Chiefs. City Slickers v Cowbells. Free-flowing, front-foot footy with X factor galore,” said Barrett. 

The Cambridge (in New Zealand, not England) born man says that while the “Aussie sides have missed out on the bug dence (sic) once again, it should be an absolute cracking game of footy.” 

“It’ll be worth it. Two best sides in the world going hammer and tongs,” said Barrett, who is a firm believer in the theory that Super Rugby Pacific sides would run through any Northern Hemisphere team. 

“Fire up Stan Sport and watch the likes of the smiling assassin (DMac) and pretty boy Ruben Love go toe to toe.” 

With no arguments raised, apart from one ‘sportsball’ housemate who whinges about any sport going on the tele during a gatho, Barrett looks set to crack on. 

“Chiefs by 6, mate,” he said.

“Lutz goooooooo!” 

More to come.