Scientist That Invented Baby Wipes That Come Out One-At-A-Time Dies Mysteriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland Police have their work cut out for them this week after a prominent
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‘What The Fuck Is Wrong With You’ Says Woman After Seeing How Her Boyfriend Holds His Books
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she turns her head to lovingly gaze at her boyfriend, local woman Willow Elsher [26]
Housemate Opts To Spend 60 Seconds Balancing Rubbish On Top Of Bin Instead Of Taking It Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local housemate has been caught red handed trying to be a sneaky little grub this
Not A Dry Eye In The House After Bloke Uses Chat GPT To Craft The Most Beautiful Wedding Vows
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds man has this week been left wondering whether he’s a genius or
Red P-Plates On Audi A1 Indicates Daddy’s Probably Not A Big Fan Of Jim Chalmers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A study has found that a pair of red p-plate slapped onto an
Piece Of Shit Communists Scrap Super Tax Breaks For The Last People We Should Be Worrying About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that shouldn’t surprise anyone, this new Labor Government have shown themselves to be
Local Girl’s Boobs Unfortunately First On The Chopping Block After Making Decision To Get Fit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When local woman Maya Hogarth [26] decided to become a gym junkie as part of her
Katter Wishes All The Best To The North Queensland Cowboys Ahead Of Round One, I Mean, If I Was A Betting Man, Which I Am, But Only Two Times A Year, Grand Final Weekend And Melbourne Cup, I’d Put The House On This Mighty Stable Of Navy And Silver Stallio
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Honourable Member For Kennedy, Mr Bob Katter III, has offered his predictions for the 2023 NRL Season (See Headline)
Bonza Says Airline Has No Plans On Servicing Sydney Because It’s A Shithole That’s Full Of Wankers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rat people of Sydney will have to wait a little longer for some
Balding Mate Pretty Vague About Why He’s Incorporating Türkiye Into His Euro Trip
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today played a fairly straight bat to some short stuff from his
Dutton Says Super Concessional Tax Increases Are An Attack On Everyday, Beach House-Owning Australians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has blasted the Federal Government’s move to double the
Report: Man Cave Such A Nicer Term Than Wank Den
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As popular real estate terms such as ‘Master Bedroom’ and ‘Servant’s Quarters’ continue to be
Local Bloke Sitting In Midday Movie Wonders What The Hell Everyone Else Is Doing Here
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A recently unemployed man has discovered the awkward joy of attending the movies during