Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Cowardly NSW-Born Maroons Fan Excited for First Ever Trip to Queensland
DARCY HENDERSSON | Sports | CONTACT Wollongong resident Hugh Cowan is absolutely brimming with excitement at the prospect of travelling to Brisbane
‘First Libra Pads, Now This’ Says Woman Unsure Where She’ll Get Her Fun Facts Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today come to the sad conclusion that she’ll have to actively
Winter Well And Truly On The Way As ‘Fuck It’s Cold’ Becomes A Greeting
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that we are officially in winter, as the usual greetings of
City Worker Written Up For Yelling “Get A Fucking Dog Up Ya Ya Fucken Pommie Fuck” In His English Coworker’s Earhole This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Old City District legal practitioner has attracted the ire of his firm’s
Report: God That Was Good
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fuck that was good, wasn’t it? Better than good. Maybe even on the level of
Kevin Pietersen’s Commentary About What You’d Expect From A White Saffa-Pom With Tribal Sleeve
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia is once again being reminded about just how fucking painful the Poms
“Mate Last Place Ripped You Off” Says Friendly Mechanic About To Charge You $60 For New Set Of Valve Caps
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man has been swindled this afternoon after blindly trusting the friendliness of
Stupid Fucking Detached Greenies Want To Devalue Labor’s Property Investments By Sheltering Poor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Party have taken their first L in 12 months of government this week, with
Local Man Who Wants Some Extreme Stress And Anxiety In His Life Will Be Tuning Into The Ashes This Evening
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An unrushed young man from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has lamented the
Uninteresting Bloke Feels Himself Losing Crowd Midway Through Explanation Of Bazball
MARIO STRADLATER | Softboi | Contact After explaining the “game-changing” tactics employed by England’s national Cricket team – Bazball – Dwayne Riley
Local Weirdo Arrested For Ordering A Schooner Of Guinness
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Plains man has been taken into custody, after a liquor related incident in our
Local Girl Hoping For Spunky Electrician Met With Extremely Weathered 65-Year-Old Polishman Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been left disappointed today, after realising her fantasy of meeting a tradie