Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Out-Of-Touch Inner-City Yuppie Secures $3B To Build Homes For Domestic Violence Victims And Veterans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal government’s key housing policy is set to pass parliament after coming out second
‘That’s A Stupid Name’ Replies Woman After Asking Mate For The Name Of New Sworn Enemy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota ponds woman is believed to not only fulfilled but surpassed her duties as a
Colleague Told To Be Discreet About Pay Rise Returns To Work Rocking Full Head Of Foils
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights agency worker has this week been a bit obvious about her pay raise,
“Yeah Mate, 2994 Grams And 50cm Long,” Reports New Dad Like He’s Talking About That Undersize Tuna He Kept One Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man has been doing the rounds this morning, calling friends and
Vocal Saints Fan’s Extreme Negativity Becomes Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Yet Again
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact “Argh! We’ve got no run” / “We keep missing shots” / “We’ll never win
Bob Katter Says If The Indigenous Want A Voice To Parliament Then What They Need To Do Is Start With Cutting Their Teeth On The Cloncurry Council And Then Head Down To Canberra As A Labor MP For North-West Queensland Representing The Shearers, Farmers, Mi
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As The Indigenous Voice To Parliament appears to be tearing apart the Liberal Party and pushing
Speed Camera Racks Up $50k A Week Out Front Of Shit Hole Public High School That Won’t See A Cent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With 100 different morons getting stung for a $489 bucks a week for speeding down the
Woman Who Wants That Morticia And Gomez Love Would Probably Freak Out If Someone Was That Into Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial woman has today announced to her friends that she wants a relationship like ‘Morticia
Girl Who’s Always Late Naively Thinks That Everyone Else Also Finds It A Quirky And Endearing Habit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who has no care or consideration for other people’s time has this
HR Manager Agrees That Sucks But Have You Considered Shutting The Fuck Up And Pretending You’re OK
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds HR manager has offered a teary employee some kind words of advice this
Fly In-Fly Out Roosters Fan Bravely Ventures To ‘Western Sydney’ To Shop For Retro Jersey In Newtown
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A silver spooned porkchop from Sydney’s glittering Eastern Suburbs has bravely ventured west
Optimistic Newy Bloke Books Week-Long Tatt Appointment For Commemorative Set Of Bradman Leggings
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An overly hopeful Novocastrian has been on the blower to a bunch of tattoo