Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Man Who Destroyed Our Economy And His Own Party Says Indigenous Voice Could Be Bad For Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Supporters of an Indigenous Voice To Parliament may be relieved to learn that former Prime Minister
High Court Forces Qantas To Say RUOK To The 1700 Baggage Handers They Sacked During The Pandemic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Do you know someone who looks like they might need a good chat? Perhaps they lost
Local Genius Uses His Supercharged Brain To Make A Fool Of Himself Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Victorian man has made a fool of himself today by outlining his desire
65-Year-Old GP Takes Off Stethoscope After A Long Hard Day Of Fat-Shaming And Telling Depressed People To Buy Some Runners And Wake Up To Themselves
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dennis Galhooley would be the first to admit that he’s put on a
Local ESFP Urged To Stop With The Expressive Gestures After Knocking Over Second Glass Of Wine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A rather excitable young woman has prompted her concerned friends to ensure no glassware is within
ZB Commodore Owner Also A Proper Weird Unit In Other Aspects Of Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact young man who laid eyes on the last Holden Commodore and fell in love
Nation Shocked The Same Old Men Who Thought Gays Should Stay The Fuck Away From Marriage Also Think Indigenous People Should Stay The Fuck Away From Parliament
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political
“We’re The Fresh Food People” Says Supermarket That Plastic Shrink Wraps Steak Like An Endangered Insect Exhibition
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The nation’s largest grocery chain has copped an almighty spray this evening as
Kiwi Mate Finally Returns From McCaw-Style Sabbatical After Worst Weekend In NZ Sporting History
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Kiwi mate has finally re-integrated into society after three days of complete silence. Local
Casual Worker Unable To Enjoy Parmi After Calculating That It Cost Her An Hour Of Labour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has unfortunately come to the conclusion that she definitely couldn’t afford to
Disgruntled 2GB Caller Says ‘Arrogant’ Latrell Mitchell Refused To Stop And Pose For A Photo When They Passed Each Other At 110KM Per Hour On The Pacific Motorway
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Talkback radio and the NewsCorp outlets have been alight this week, with sensational claims about Rabbitohs
Suburban Weed Dealer’s Extravagant Fish Tank In A Far Better State Than His Own Enclosed Habitat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A visit to a local weed dealer has this week confirmed all stereotypes about this particular