Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Brisbane Heat Women And AFLW Lions Return South To Avenge Queensland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being constantly raided of their top talent by the Southern elites, it seems the Brisbane
Tributes Flow For One Of The World’s Most Beloved War Criminals: “Dead At 100, Far Too Late”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Tributes are today pouring in for one of the titans of modern history, Doctor Henry Kissinger.
Local Bloke Helps Wife Prepare House For Guests Coming Over By Cleaning The Shed
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has thoughtfully helped to prepare the family home for guests this week, by
Yuppie Motorist Abuses Delivery Rider Racing To Meet 10 Minute Deadline On $9/Hour And 3 Hours Sleep
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There was mild frustration on the streets of Betoota’s French Quarter this afternoon, as an
Local Man Wonders Why Pregnancy Pillow Is Still On The Bed And Not In The Bin Now Baby Is Here
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter father has been left wondering why the pregnancy pillow is still
Spotify Wrapped’s Taylor-Heavy Winter Months Reminds Woman That The Break Up Wasn’t That Long Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A new feature of Spotify Wrapped has today cruelly reminded a local woman about her failed
Barnaby Joyce Pays Tribute To “Greatest Australian Poet Since Banjo Paterson” For #AusMusicTShirtDay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today surprised the media in his hometown of Tamworth
Coopers Revealed To Be The Beer Equivalent Of A Box Of Favourites
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A groundbreaking new study has been released this week, which is set to shake the beverage
Bloke With Stable 9-5 White Collar Job Proud To Share His Spotify Wrap Is 95% Hard Gangster Rap
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Charlie Hammersmith eagerly awaited his turn to share his Spotify Wrapped 2023 highlights via the
Local Irishman Wonders What Those Fooken Orangemen Want With Being Up On That Roof There Like
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Irishman who recently arrived in our cosmopolitan desert community has been left scratching
Mum Who Thinks Son’s Chirpy Mood Is Due To A Love Interest Has No Idea He Just Cracked 100kg
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Love is in the air in Betoota Grove this morning. According to a local mum, that
“You’re Always On Your Phone” Says Bored Girlfriend 2 Minutes After Running Out Of Battery
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out a small pout as her phone flickers to black after three hours of mindless