One Nation Announce Policy Of Banning Dads From Doing Bed Time And Changing Nappies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One Nation is speaking the language of many men around the country this week
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Dana White Says Preferred Venues To Host UFC 293 Came Down To Qudos Arena Or Mean Fiddler Car Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of waiting for Australian MMA fans, UFC President Dana White has today announced a
Bloke Who’s A Project Manager On Multi Million Dollar Developments Apparently Needs Grocery Shopping Instructions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that has left many people scratching their heads, a French Quarter man has
Report: Naked Coffee Hardest Part About Quitting Darts
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A report by QuitLine has confirmed that the absolute hardest part about quitting darts is having
Logical And Rational Engineer Prays To The A.I Gods That They Will Find A Way To Bypass Architects
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a testing morning at work, local man Brendan Smith is trying to have a conversation
Over-Dramatic Nonna Pretends She’s Dead After Grandson Jokingly Says Jamie Oliver’s Pasta alla Norma Is Better Than Hers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights grandmother Maria Rossi, 88, embraced the spotlight at a recent family dinner.
“Can Ya Put Some Decent Music On” Says Dodgy Uncle, Speaking Specifically About Late-90s Xzibit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The once blurred line between Generation X and the youth has today become a gaping laser
4 Years Of Schoolboy Footy In Late 2000s Not Enough To Prepare Local Bloke For First Ever Yoga Class
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Like many foolish people before him, local bloke Jerry Hutton [31] had 100% faith that he
Man Comes To Terms With Ageing By Admitting He Likes ‘Pistachio Flavour’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man has made peace with his slow shuffle towards the grave by realising he
Melbourne Goth Watching Shooting Star Wishes That No One’s Wishes Come True
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though the thousands of Melbournians who were lucky enough to catch the meteor last night might
People Who Are Pretty Much Dead Want Say In Future Housing Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Certain members of our town’s living dead are up in arms this week
Lifelong Holden Guy Sensationally Converted To A Foord Fan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The impact of the Matildas historic win last night has reached staggering new heights, it can
Diamonds Win Netball World Cup And Still Make Less Headlines Than When They Offended Dear Gina
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you’d forgotten the hysterical protection racket that surrounded Scott Morrison at the last