Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Local Influencer Gives Child A Catalogue Of Beige Coloured Toys To Choose From For Christmas
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter influencer has proven just how committed to the aesthetic she is this week,
How To Use Your Super To Pay For A Liberal Party Membership
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT We all know it, Liberal party memberships don’t come cheap. If they did come cheap
Man Sees His Tax Dollars Hard At Work As He Overtakes Elite Private School’s Coach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is pleased today after seeing his tax dollars hard at work
Recently Divorced Yuppie Makes Triumphant Return To Nightlife With Skinny Jeans And Pot Belly Combo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local yuppie, Caleb Thistlethropp (38) has been out of the game for a while. After settling
“Dial Before You Dig? What Am I? A Leftie?” Says Excavator Operator Before Plunging Neighbourhood Back To The Dark Ages
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local excavator driver has brought commerce and content consumption in Betoota Heights to
Turns Out Spending Ten Years Trying To Ban Greyhounds And Nightclubs Doesn’t Help Anyone’s Commute
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that allowing fundamentalist Christian voices and property developers to take the reins of the
Woolworths Attempt To Avoid Senate Inquiry By Offering To Bring Back Ooshies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One half of the country’s supermarket cartel have today gotten on the front foot to
“You’re Only Good As Your Last Grand Final” Says Queensland, Completely Vindicated By AFLW Glory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland is once again the superior footballing state. This comes after two months of cultural anxiety
Nation’s Aging Emos Now In Their Picnic Blanket Concert Era
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In humbling news for anyone who used to go to Soundwave, mosh pits are
Medicare To Finally Offer Penis Extension Treatment For Drivers Of Ford Rangers, Dodge Rams And Teslas
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that has left the nation baffled, the labour government have announced they’ll be
Nation Watches On As Sydney Out Sydneys Itself Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People around the country have looked on with amusement this week as Sydney unveiled