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A new feature of Spotify Wrapped has today cruelly reminded a local woman about her failed relationship, by offering some brightly packaged snapshots of her darkest months.
Excitedly taking to her Spotify after seeing news that Wrapped 2023 had been released, Emma Burman, 26, was looking forward to seeing information she already knew when she found herself experiencing the modern day ‘Facebook memories’ – the peak listening month.
“I was informed that I listened to Taylor Swift quite a lot in June”, says Emma, “and I don’t usually listen to Taylor.”
“Then I remembered why.”
Emma explains that June was when she discovered her ex had been cheating on her, resulting in a lot of angry listening to ‘Illicit Affairs.’
“That was a pleasant trip down memory lane.”
“Cheers Spotify.”
More to come.