Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Sydney Rental Market Forces Man To Consider A Boarding House Like He’s Going To Fucking Hogwarts
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota born-Sydney based man is having a quarter-life crisis tonight as
‘Bottomless Brunch’ Faces 2 Month Death Clock Before Straight Men Discover New Form Of Binge Drinking And Ruin It For Everyone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s woo girls and homosexual men are now racing to take advantage of the eight
Clothes Shopping Much More Peaceful Now That Gen-Z Employees No Longer Bother With The ‘Hey Babe’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Major introvert Darcey Boyd has found herself having a blissful shopping spree this week, with reports
“Australians Are Doing Fine” Says Highly Paid RBA Governor On Ritzy Speaking Tour Of Hong Kong
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Reserve Bank Of Australia has today provided it’s weekly update on how out of
Indian Restaurant Owner Name Drops 1980s State Cricketer Who Regularly Dines Here With The Family
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Located in the centre of the Old City District dining precinct, Betoota’s most famous curry
Small Town Crim Uses Airbnb To See Which Places Are Free To Burgle At The Moment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local burglar has used malignant short-term leasing app Airbnb to search for
Report: Australian Cinema Peaked When Everything Was Slightly Blue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report has found that the gold standard of Australian cinema was back when everything
Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A couple of all-time legends put on a brave face last night as
Cost Of Living Crisis Causes Local Yuppie To Discreetly Use Buy Now / Pay Later App At Cafe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bid to maintain their pre-cost living crisis lifestyle, a local yuppie has been
91% Of Boat Party Spent Documenting Boat Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A boat party on Lake Betoota has gone down an absolute treat, it can be confirmed
Local Queenslander Wakes Up With A Chest Full Of Gravel After Getting On The Reverse Cough Syrup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Queenslander has woken up with with a husky voice this morning, after treating himself
Solo Roll Out New Pop Up Question To Guarantee No One Under The Age Of 18 Consumes Hard Rated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Solo, the nation’s favourite thirst crushing brand has today revealed a solution to one of