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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Everyone In Friendship Circle All Weddinged Out By Time Stragglers Gets Engaged
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A mid-thirties friendship circle has mustered up what little enthusiasm they have left as the
Old School Tradie Takes His First Solid Shit Since 1996 After Drinking Water Instead Of Ice Coffee
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota builder, Dolph Kennyson (62) has today experienced the unfamiliar sensation of laying cable for the
DIY Architect Puts Finishing Touches On Her North Gold Coast Home With Quirky Driveway Design
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Nerang woman is today revelling in the marvels of her handiwork. Gold Coast local Chantelle
“Gen Z Aren’t Going To The Pub” Says Publican Selling Jugs That Cost More Than An MDMA Cap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It appears that millennials have officially handed over the ‘killing an industry’ baton to Gen Z,
Liberals Again Propose Terrific Plan For Young People To Drain Super To Make Housing Affordable (?)
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR RETIREMENT? With very little political cut-through since they celebrated the unsuccessful
Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Dutch roofer has been chastised by his boss this morning for completing a
Office Worker To Spend Monday Rehabilitating An Inbox Absolutely Annihilated By Black Friday Sales
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Christmas less than a month away, Edwina Stafford (27) has a lot to do before
New Zealand’s Version Of Bob Katter Says Well You Scoundrels Thought I’d Carked It But Ya Can’t Keep A Good Kiwi Down, Matter Of Fact, Those Who Danced On My Political Grave In 2020 After An Unpredicted Election Loss In The Midst Of Unfathomable Global Un
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New Zealand has finally agreed to a three-party coalition government, nearly a month and half
Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man behind a swathe of classic and well loved movies has this year wasted a
Maccas 30 Days Of Deals Sees Local Bargain Hunter Attempt His Own Supersize Me Mission
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A brave local man has today spoken to The Advocate about the biggest month of his
Dutton Declares Islamophobia Is Back On The Menu After Being Buoyed By Dutch Election Result
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has told reporters in Canberra today that Islamophobia is back