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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather odd young man has played a rather odd prank on his mates
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Local Media Person Actually Heads Back Into Work After Friday Lunch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news from Betoota’s French Quarter today, a local media person has returned
Advice Column | Effective Solutions For Dealing With Problematic Employees Who Demand The Minimum Wage
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT If you’re a business-owning boss like me then you’re no doubt
Poll Finds Dan Could Poison Dogs In Fitzroy Gardens And Voters Would Still Prefer Him Over Victorian Libs
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A recent poll has revealed that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews could be caught poisoning dogs for
Teenagers Playing Classical Music On Train Somehow Scarier Than The Drill Rap Kids
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local commuters are praying that everything will be OK as a group of teenagers enter their
Australian Dream Now That Kind Of Dream That Doesn’t Make Sense But Feels Real
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Once a suburban house with a scallywag of a home loan, a locally produced car in
Urban Indigenous Gentleman Not Quite What Ticketek Expected Luke Combs Target Market Looked Like
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American Music executives and touring promoters remain relatively confused this week, ahead of North Carolina country
“Oh, So We’re All Racist Are We?!” Says No Voter, Unprompted
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT If the upcoming referendum for the Indigenous Voice from the Heart has confirmed anything it is
European Tourists Visiting Sydney Didn’t Even Have Enough Time To See Parramatta Road
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Some European travellers outed themselves as absolute tourists by visiting Sydney and not even catching a
Calm App Releases 12 Hour Meditative Loop Of Barbecue Tongs Clicking For Dads
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian dads are finally giving meditation a red hot crack as popular sleep and meditation app,
“Who Cares About The Women’s World Cup” Says Sydney Roosters Fan With Entire Bay Of SCG To Himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A husky and witty local gent has today indulged the internet in another one of his
Host Of Board Game Night Doesn’t Have Time For Your Fun
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The host of an allegedly fun Betoota Heights board game night has let his guests know
Flatmate Ad Mentioning Neighbour’s ‘Friendly Cat That Likes To Visit’ Really Just Code For ‘We’re Not Allowed Pets But Got One Anyway’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When it comes to advertising a room on Flatmates, there are a series of code words