Epic Troll As Bloke Gets A Round Of Heaps Normals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather odd young man has played a rather odd prank on his mates
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New Home Owners Saddened To Learn They Still Have Problems Despite Now Owning A Home
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A pair of emerging-affluent yuppie DINKs who moved into their first home last month have
Lizzo’s Dancer Alleges Popstar Made Her Go On Mad Dog MacDougall’s ManShake Diet While On Tour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Lizzo saga has taken another twist today, with one of her dancer’s airing some
Middle Aged Man Shopping For Bike Gear Asks Employee To Point Him Towards The Most Ball Hugging Lycra Shorts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Like many men his age, Betoota Ponds bloke Pat Magooch [48] has found himself joining an
All Male Share House Really Bringing Out The Creative Side Of Its Tenants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that even though all male share houses tend to be disgusting,
Deadbeat Mate Living Off Corporate Misso’s Income Is Gonna Have To Leave Barbieland One Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local stay-at-home boyfriend has so far refused to watch the new Barbie movie,
Public School Teenager Now Only 24 Shifts At IGA Away From His New RM Williams Wallabies Ball
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man from Betoota Ponds is today dreaming about his future. The 15-year-old
Local Stockfeed Baron Set To Enjoy El Niño And Return To Former Role As Most Hated Man In Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who is thought to be a pig-human hybrid is welcoming
Exhausted Byron Bay Check-Out Chick Says The Drive In From Logan Was Pretty Good This Morning
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An exhausted frontline worker on the main street of Byron Bay has today treated her anxious
“Don’t Say It, Don’t Say It,” Says Sky News Presenter Before Package On Situation In Niger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sky News presenter has taken time in the ad break before a news
Opinion: Stop Making Everything A Generational Issue, You Useless Fucking Millennials
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT For goodness, Christ’s and fuck’s collective sake, haven’t we all had a bloated
Report: Boyfriend’s Japanese Kitchen Knives Have Too Many Rules
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After yet again finding herself in trouble for using her boyfriend’s kitchen knives the ‘wrong
Exhausted After Whirlwind Press Tour, Margot Slips Into Uggs And Cracks A Midori Illusion On Back Porch Of Currumbin Waters
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A fresh Midori Illusion is being cracked on the back porch of a Currumbin