Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Perth Mayor Removes Bus Stops From CBD After Complaints That Public Transport Attracts Poor People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Perth mayor Basil Zempilas is committed to the social cleansing of Western Australia’s capital city,
Local Woman Celebrates Black Friday By Buying Quite A Few ‘Washed Potatoes’ At Self Serve
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As today officially marks ‘Black Friday’, people all around the nation are helping themselves to savings
Average Aussie Soccer Fan Just Noticed The A-league Season Started A Month Ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a not so surprising revelation, a quintessential Australian soccer enthusiast has just realized, a month
Starving Bloke Halfway Through 18 Holes Runs the Roulette on Roast Beef & Cheese Sambo From Pro Shop
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A weekend warrior has decided to risk his life this afternoon by tucking into
Report: New Mystery Respiratory Illness In China Could Help Fight Inflation By Forcing Everyone Over 55 Inside Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A radical plan put forward by the South Betoota Polytechnic College Minksy School of
Exhaust Pipe On Local Concreter’s Hilux Found To Be The Suburban Equivalent Of A Farmhouse Rooster
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The canon on the back of a local motor vehicle has today been identified as the
Bloke Having Dart And Energy Drink In Sun Enjoying A Tasting Flight Of Future Illnesses
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Betootan sampled a tasting flight of future illnesses today as he started his day
Arrival Of Fireball Shots At Work Christmas Party Informs Big Fella It’s Now Okay To Untuck The Shirt
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local big unit has let out a seismic sigh of relief this evening
Local Introvert Rehearses Polite “No thanks” Gesture 200 Metres Before Encountering Charity Pest
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local introvert Dylan Fernie (28), has reportedly spent over 2 minutes rehearsing the elusive “no thanks”
Selfish Young Person Apologises For Driving Up Inflation But She Can’t Really Ignore A Root Canal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A decadent young person, who has already disconnected the internet from her flat and is now
“Paper Straws Are Annoying” And Other Things You Can Say When Struggling To Stand Out From The Crowd
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a world swamped with conformity, one brave individual has emerged from the masses to boldly
Prime Minister Joins Kyle And Jackie O To Discuss The Weirdest Place He’s Ever Had A Wank
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today taken time out of his busy schedule to talk