Epic Troll As Bloke Gets A Round Of Heaps Normals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather odd young man has played a rather odd prank on his mates
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This Tidal Floodplain Could Be Covered In $1M Apartments, But The Greens Don’t Want To Fix Housing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Government has today made it clear that they would rather run the risk of
Bandit Calls Up The Hangzhou Sun Bear To Offer Some Tips On Dealing With Body Shaming
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Hangzhou zoo sun bear accused of being a human has found support in the unlikeliest
Blue-Haired Constitutional Law Expert Helps Win Support For The Voice By Branding Anyone Who Might Vote No A Stupid Redneck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A student at Betoota Polytechnic College (SBPC) is doing her bit to make sure
Fumbled Tax Return Causes Bloke To Downgrade Noosa Christmas Plans To Caravan Park With Weird Cousins From Adelaide
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news, Christmas is looking particularly grim for a Betoota Lakes man who
“So, Yeah All This Stuff That’s Come Out… It’s Like…” Says Local Lizzbian Who’s Got Nothing
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Just weeks after she lost her voice screaming along to all of her favourite songs
“Going To See Barbie Tonight Aye Princess” Ask Hilarious Supervisor To Apprentice Rocking The Pink Gear
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The boss of a local worksite has proven he’s the ultimate workplace comedian
“Vote No To The Elites And Their Indigenous Voice” Says Mining Tycoons, Private Prison Bosses, Murdoch Family Members And The Remaining Liberal MPs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The only people whose lives may be slightly inconvenienced by a successful referendum result have today
Report: Corellas Just Working-Class Cockatoos
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a study conducted by the Institute of Ornithological Social Studies (IOSS), corellas, the
Cashed Up Local Family Buy Metal Bowl For Dog Instead Of Repurposing Empty Ice Cream Tub Like A Normal Person
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds family has been accused of flaunting their wealth this week, after it was
RBA Decides Caning Broke Homeowners For The Inflationary Sins Of Rich Old People Isn’t Worth It This Month
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Board has voted to keep interest rates on hold this month
Male Bartender Shaking Cocktail Mixer With Rolled Up Sleeves Unaware Of How Much Power He Has
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights bartender has unknowingly ignited primitive instincts in every women within eye shot, after
Whinging Pommy Fucks Probably Wouldn’t Have Taken This Too Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia has retained The Ashes. Despite a solid 6 weeks of Bazlighting and carry on from