Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Excitable Local Idiot Once Again Finds Himself Agreeing To Early Morning Weekend Exercise
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has yet again proven that he doesn’t really know himself that
Mum Rejoices As Work Christmas Party Falls On Same Night As Kids Shitty Christmas Pageant
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota mother of three is leaping for joy this evening after being gifted
Local Lawn King Kept Awake All Night Obsessing About How He’s Gotta Fix Up Those Edges
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The curator of one of Betoota’s finest suburban lawns is struggling to get
Local Diva Sends Family Reverse-Wishlist With All The Shit She Doesn’t Want For Christmas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Hailee Martin has rarely done well at Christmas. Thanks to having one parent that
RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The new Reserve Bank boss Michele Bullock has signalled the central bank’s intent
Local Goat Can’t Help But Feel A Bit Betrayed By Farmer After Being Sold To The Nepalese Chefs From The Pub And Forced Into The Boot Of Their Mitsubishi Magna
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local farmer explained to The Advocate this afternoon that he recently sold a
Office Worker With Problem Client Browses Their FB Profile To See If They Look Like A Clown In Real Life Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A frustrated office worker at her wits end with a needy client has today done a
Silly Rich Freak Gets Himself A Silly Rich Freak’s Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter weirdo has walked past every other car on our town’s
Dinner Treated With Extreme Caution After Mum Confesses That She’s Tried Something New
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An unspoken shock and horror permeated through A Betoota family household this evening, as mum reveals
Rumours Of An OnlyFans Account The Biggest Source Of Gossip In Small Country Town Since Mayor’s Affair
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The small town of Casmore is this week revelling in some serious excitement. Famous for being
Broken Lock On Door Of Public Toilet Tests Occupant’s Core Strength
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bryan Hatton has spent the last 24 minutes wrestling with the gruelling task of taking a
“Same Shit” Says Australian After Confusing Canadian Accent For American
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a classic display of laidback ignorance, Australian man Myles Pereira (48) has declared Canadians and