Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Doing it tough at the moment? Struggling with the bills? Having your heart sink when the
Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As families begin gathering for early Christmas celebrations, the cousins who were not 18 last year
Pauline Bangs A Few Keys Of Ket At The Wave Rock Weekender In Defence Of Free Speech
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Senator Pauline Hanson has defended her recreational use of equine tranquilizer at a West
Snoop Dogg Now Working On Grunge Album After Weed Withdrawals Result In Introspective Mood Swings
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Hip-hop icon Snoop Dogg has reportedly embarked on the production of a grunge album, blaming
Local Chihuahua On Its Way To Fuck Up The Biggest Dog In The Park
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights chihuahua has today proven that what he doesn’t have in size, he
Rugby Australia Makes Extraordinary Decision To Anoint First Ever Catholic Into Chairman’s Role
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time in the history of Australian rugby union, a man baptised into the
Optus CEO Easier To Get Rid Of Than One Of Their Phone Contracts
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has today been rocked by some financial news out of one of the big
Bloke With Multiple Sisters Breaks Norms By Not Being A Spoilt Baby
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some surprising news, a bloke who’s the only male in his family has grown
Roadtrip Passenger’s Pleas For A Piss Break Fall On Deaf Ears Until He Begins Rummaging Around
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Fuck bro” he says. “Just pull over” This boys trip up the coast is barely a
Go Woke. Go Win The Ashes, World Test Championship And The World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Right-wing culture warriors in Australia have today been forced to update one of their favourite
Outgoing Rugby Chair Hamish McLennan Begs Board For Just One More Long Lunch At Mr Wong Before He Goes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An era punctuated with administrative mediocrity and disappointment has come to an end this