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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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England Chime In To Remind Cricketing World That They Actually Won The Moral World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The philosophical leaders of the sporting world have today moved to remind everyone about a thing
South Australian Man Gives Birth To World Record 11 Sons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A humble South Australian man with strong facial hair has today shocked the world. Craigmore local
Bunch Of Convict Losers Win The World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from one of India’s largest cities, a bunch of convicts have managed
Extremely Intoxicated Man Leaves Pub And Begins Needlessly Arduous And Unnecessarily Dangerous Journey Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter problem drinker last night found himself walking through Machattie Park at
Season 6 Of The Crown To Include An Entire Episode Following Harry On The Iconic Vegas Bender
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Netflix TV series ‘The Crown’ – which has dramatised the reign of Elizabeth II from her
Awful Day At The Office Taken Out On Innocent Pedestrian Crossing Button
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota office worker’s bad day is on display for all to see as an
New Study Reveals That Everyone Has A Traumatic Guinea Pig Story
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a groundbreaking new study, Betoota’s South Betoota Polytechnic University has uncovered an incredible
“It’s For A Good Cause” Says Suburban Woman, Adding The 2024 Topless Firefighters Calendar To Her Cart
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Suburban woman Betty Ford, has done her bit for the local community this week by
Country Lad Living In Inner City Share House Keeps Getting Told Off For Leaving Front Door Unlocked
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A country lad hailing from the calm serenity of rural Australia has become quite the annoyance
Sharp Decline In Quality Of Local Graffiti Clear Sign That You’ve Entered Regional Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a damning report, a new study has found that the extreme drop in quality of
Dad’s High Hope For Son To Become Next Tendulkar Crushed After Witnessing Him Swing At Piñata
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local dad has realised his son will be as average at cricket as he is