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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather odd young man has played a rather odd prank on his mates
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“Not The Time To Talk About Billions In Iron Ore Royalties” Says Australia, Sending Thoughts And Prayers To Gina Right Now
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact One of the 20 barristers working on the most expensive family feud in the nation’s
Backpacker Too Wise To Believe Tall Tales About Crocs In North QLD Waterways
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT German backpacker Juilianne Schmidt has spent three months travelling around Australia and has learnt a thing
Bondi Man’s Chronic Europe Deficiency Compounded By How Badly His Swannies And Roosters Suck This Year
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A teeny, tiny violin is playing in the eastern suburbs of Sydney this evening
Local Bloke Ages Himself Gracefully Out Of EDM Into Campfire Friendly Morgan Wallen
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking local news, a former Stereo-bro is laying his love for EDM
‘Bit Of Extra Protein!’ Found To Be Universal Dad Response To Finding An Insect In Your Food Or Drink
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds dad has this week responded perfectly to the source material he was given
Australian Soccer Guy Pulls A Gun After Hearing People Say ‘Soccer’ Instead Of Saying ‘Football’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “That’s what the call it everywhere else!!” he screamed, his index finger hovering above the
Advice Column | Teach Your Kids To Be Fiscally Responsible By Cutting Short Their Childhood And Putting Them To Work
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you tired of witnessing your kids indulging in the carefree joys of childhood
“Go The Fuck To Sleep” Screams Woman’s Prefrontal Cortex As She Continues Midnight TikTok Doom Scroll
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local woman’s brain was last night pleading with herself to do the right thing.
Nan Needs A Lie Down After Granddaughter Explains She’s Dating And It’s Exclusive But He’s Not Her Boyfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds nanna has today had to have a moment to pause and think, after
Toddlers Enjoying Park Swings Learn A Few New Words From Nearby Div 5 Footy Clash
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A group of toddlers have received a timely education in coarse language this afternoon
“Wow It’s Like Cold Rock But With Probiotics” Marvels Regional Man Visiting His First FroYo Joint
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota man has paid overs for dessert in Brisbane this week after experiencing
Wahu To Compete With Barbie By Making Movie About A Non Binary Toy That’s Both A Frisbee And A Ball
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some very random news this week, Australian outdoor toy company Wahu has officially jumped on