Nanna Just Overjoyed That Eastern Rosellas Are Finally Getting The Praise They Deserve
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some feel good news for the nation on a Friday afternoon, a nice viral moment
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Amarok Owner Looks Forward To Creating New And Unusual Ways To Be Anti-Social Both Off And On The Road
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A construction project manager from our town’s sprawling Heights district has added to
Bloke Not Sure Whether Jangling Sound Is His Girlfriend Or Cat Entering The Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor bloke from Betoota Heights has found himself living in a constant state of confusion
Man Who Destroyed Our Economy And His Own Party Says Indigenous Voice Could Be Bad For Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Supporters of an Indigenous Voice To Parliament may be relieved to learn that former Prime Minister
High Court Forces Qantas To Say RUOK To The 1700 Baggage Handers They Sacked During The Pandemic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Do you know someone who looks like they might need a good chat? Perhaps they lost
Local Genius Uses His Supercharged Brain To Make A Fool Of Himself Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Victorian man has made a fool of himself today by outlining his desire
65-Year-Old GP Takes Off Stethoscope After A Long Hard Day Of Fat-Shaming And Telling Depressed People To Buy Some Runners And Wake Up To Themselves
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dennis Galhooley would be the first to admit that he’s put on a
Local ESFP Urged To Stop With The Expressive Gestures After Knocking Over Second Glass Of Wine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A rather excitable young woman has prompted her concerned friends to ensure no glassware is within
ZB Commodore Owner Also A Proper Weird Unit In Other Aspects Of Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact young man who laid eyes on the last Holden Commodore and fell in love
Nation Shocked The Same Old Men Who Thought Gays Should Stay The Fuck Away From Marriage Also Think Indigenous People Should Stay The Fuck Away From Parliament
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political
“We’re The Fresh Food People” Says Supermarket That Plastic Shrink Wraps Steak Like An Endangered Insect Exhibition
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The nation’s largest grocery chain has copped an almighty spray this evening as
Kiwi Mate Finally Returns From McCaw-Style Sabbatical After Worst Weekend In NZ Sporting History
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Kiwi mate has finally re-integrated into society after three days of complete silence. Local
Casual Worker Unable To Enjoy Parmi After Calculating That It Cost Her An Hour Of Labour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has unfortunately come to the conclusion that she definitely couldn’t afford to