Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Brisbane Couple Spend $1m On A Home That Could’ve Been A 1980s Houso Slum In Boy Swallows Universe
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TIDY TWO BEDDER IN A HIGH GROWTH AREA: In a big moment for Australian screen, The
Italian PM Calls For A Return To ‘Pax Romana’ As Levant Was Most Peaceful As Part Of The Roman Empire
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the world leaders continue to sit on their hands over the ongoing conflict
Tennis Player Loses It After Hearing Man In 10th Row Breathe Loudly
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A reactively unknown player has today made headlines after a spectacular meltdown at the Australian Open.
“Yeah Close Enough Fuck It” Says Bloke Measuring Out Formula For This Second Born Kid
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father has revealed he’s not taken the same “to-the-
Bloke Flying To Adelaide For Day 4 And 5 Of The Test Better Like Looking At Churches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man with tickets to a premier sporting event is going to need a Plan
Fancy Pizza Ruined By Pretentious Seafood Ingredient That Is Never Used In Any Other Meal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A family pizza night at one of Betoota’s favourite woodfired joints has once again been
Steve Smith Begins Test Prep Wondering Where That Nice Bird On The Oval Sleeps At Night Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Freshly-minted Test opener Steve Smith has taken a low-key approached to his
Local Woman Adopts One Of Those Dogs That Shakes When You Make Eye Contact With It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today been forced to defend her decision to adopt a chihuahua, after
Man Suffering From A Range Of Cruel Socio-Economic Issues That Are Simply Unacceptable In A Developed Country Told By His Only Possible Political Alternative To Boycott A Grocery Store Due To Supermarket Chain’s Decision To Not Take Part In Deeply Inauthe
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Returned serviceman, Dale Templeton (56) has not slept longer than 3 hours for nearly a decade.
Adelaide Oval Left Stunned After Retired Warner Jet Packs Onto Pitch Ahead Of Day One
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The eager beavers at in the stands at the Adelaide Oval have today been left bemused
Turkish Bread B&E Shits All Over Brioche, Confirms Recent Visit To An Industrial Precinct
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local salesman, usually based out of the Betoota CBD, has today found himself reacquainted with
Trump Gets His Groove Back With More Fake Tan Than A Divorced Mum In First Bodybuilding Competition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former US President and probable next US President Donald Trump is off and running, in his