Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Local Bloke Begins Preparing Himself For The Prison Yard After Receiving A ‘New MyGov Inbox Message’ Email
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact THIS IS THE ONE: After a massive Christmas, New Years and comedowns for both, Betoota Grove
Male Matildas Beat Syria
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for sports fans around the country, the Soccer Kangaroos have progressed to
Ageing Millennial Woman Throws Back Out By Sneezing 4 Times In A Row
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact Local Ambulance attended a French Quarter residence today after emergency calls were placed by a woman
Netflix Faces Criticism For Not Already Having A Documentary About The Titanic Submersible
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact THOUGHT WE’D HAVE ONE BY NOW: International streaming service Netflix has recently come under fire
King Charles Deeply Concerned The Man Checking His Enlarged Prostate Might Have Fingers Like His
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An inside source of the royal family has informed The Advocate that King Charles has some
Local Woman Ponders If She’s Psychic Or Just Debilitatingly Anxious
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact A BROKEN CLOCK IS STILL RIGHT TWICE A DAY: As a lifelong angsty girly, Betoota Heights
Local Woman Wins The Introvert Lotto After Finding A Hairdresser Who Doesn’t Do Small Talk
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH: Celebrations are heavily underway today as French Quarter resident and introvert Marya
Household Drama Averted After Husband Reveals New TV Didn’t Actually Cost ‘4K’
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | Contact It was touch-and-go at a Betoota Heights household this week, when Marketing Manager Jeremy
Report: If Video Games Cause Violence, Why Hasn’t This Woman Ever Set Someone On Fire In A Tiny Room?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has refuted the long standing argument that video games cause violence, by
Adelaide Nightclubs Wait Excitedly For Arrival Of 20 Blokes That Might Make Use Of A Dancefloor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s dominant first day of the first Test against the West Indies in Adelaide has
Dutton Family’s Au Pair Forced To Walk Extra 2km To Coles Every Day To Stock Up Pantry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation continues to grapple with a giant supermarket’s decision to stop selling Australia
Gold Coast Girl Who Lost Her Man In Busy Nightclub Spots His Veneers Floating Like The Cheshire Cat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Gold Coast woman has this weekend narrowly avoided losing her date amongst the sea of