Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Economist Refreshingly Declares He Has No Fucken Idea What’s Going On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts A senior economist at the Diamantina Credit Union (DCU) has simply shrugged today during
Brisbane’s Nightlife Enriched By Thousands Of Young Blokes Just Moments Away From Breaking A Limb
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the rowdiest cities in the Australia when it comes to nightlife, the pubs and
MAFS Praised For The Most Accurate Portrayal Of Gold Coast Men In The History Of Australian TV
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Married At First Sight Australia has been praised for their startling accurate insights into the typical
PC Madness: Bosses Not Even Allowed To Lock Apprentices In Portaloo And Kick It Over Anymore
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Another day, and another sign that the world is going M A D. That’s according
Dutton Tells Price She Was Useful During Referendum But Us Whitefellas Can Take It From Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s official, nearly 4 months after the 2023 Indigenous Voice Referendum, and Senator Jacinta Yangapi
Channel 9 Forced To Admit They’ve Also Been Doctoring Photos Of Opposition Leader Peter Dutton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Channel Nine has been forced to apologise for the second time today, after another doctored image
Godfreys Collapse Leaves Man Wondering If His Bagless Dyson Cunnavathing Could Suck A Bowling Ball Off The Ground
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Iconic vacuum cleaner retailer Godreys has entered administration today after many years of running
“Foreign Tradies Are Shit” Says Tradie Signing Off On New Build That’s Got More Defects Than A 10-Year-Old French Bulldog
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local tradesman has mocked suggestion that bringing in foreign tradies under a skilled
Dutton Says Him Staying The Hell Away From Dunkley Is A Political Stunt Aimed At Winning By-Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton says he has no plans to visit the Division of
BYD Owner’s Air Conditioning Stops Working Due To Social Credit Score Dipping After Road Rage Offence
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The proud owner of a new BYD Seal has had his air conditioning turned
Liberal Party Powerbrokers Reveal Tony Abbott’s Entire Government Was Ruined By A Silly Woman Of Course
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Viewers of the ABC’s Nemesis program have this week been left shaking their heads at
News Teams Search Cyclone Damage For Funny Queenslanders Who Might Say Something Fucked On Camera
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A major network news team is salvaging the wreckage of Cyclone Kirrily today as