Nanna Just Overjoyed That Eastern Rosellas Are Finally Getting The Praise They Deserve
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some feel good news for the nation on a Friday afternoon, a nice viral moment
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Dan Andrews Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Bill Gates And The Chinese Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has sensationally resigned this afternoon, ending a decades long career
Ivan Cleary Promises That He’s Not Interested In Playing Silly Mind Games This Year…Or Is He?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Wayne Bennett and Ricky Stuart enjoying their relaxing off-seasons, Ivan Cleary has taken the
Arts Student Stops By Parents Home For Home Cooked Steak And Chance To Indulge In 4-Ply Embossed Toilet Paper
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local arts student who likes to pretend they were born on the wrong
Apple Genius Bar Really Quite Authentic In The Sense That Geniuses Often Lack People Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man Tim Blaxland has today had to endure the extreme displeasure of getting his moneys
Brisbane Lions Fan Lets His Hair Down For Grand Final Week And Orders Milk That Came From A Cow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Brisbane sides making an appearance in both the AFL and NRL grand finals, both Broncos
“We’ve Changed Our Ways” Says Airline That’s Just Given Old Detached Chairman $100k Pay Rise And Jacked Up Fares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being the architect of Qantas’ spiral into reputational obscurity, Alan Joyce had the
Local Woman Horrified To Discover New Man Is One Of Those Productive Hungover People
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds woman has this weekend made a shocking discovery just one month into a
Local Gen X Bloke Has Never Been Scammed Because Fuck Everybody And Everything Is A Bullshit Lie
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 50-year-old Betoota Heights man has revealed he’s never been scammed
Brisbane Lions Fan Bonds With Broncos Fan About How The Rest Of Australia Can Suck Their Dicks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ambrose (44) is a modern man. He works on a computer at home, and lives in
“Oh That’s Just Roger. He’s Actually Harmless” Says Dutton Of Man Calling For Journalists To Be Lynched At No Rally
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has laughed off suggestions that Nazi lunatics are attempting to
‘Meditation Removes The Ego’ Says Blokes Who Sit In Esky Full Of Ice Front And Centre Of The Beach Every Morning
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In grim news for those planning a backyard BBQ, the recent ice crisis that’
As Wallabies Exit RWC In Pool Stages, Liberals Must Defeat Referendum To Give Base At Least One Win
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE OLD BOYS CLUB NEEDS A HUG: Australia is set to exit the 2023 Rugby World