Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Woman Who Used To Put Toothpaste On Her Pimples Stares Blankly At 10 Year Old Niece Asking For Retinol
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial woman has this week been left clutching at her pearls, after her ten year
Dutton Furious With Biased ABC For Letting Coalition Heavyweights Talk Shit About Each Other And Explain How Hopeless They Are In New 3-Part Documentary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With nothing really to talk about since he made the active decision to undermine the 2022
Doja Cat Wonders If The Hottest 100 Is Another YouTube Show Featuring Spicy Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a not so unfamiliar mix-up that highlights the cultural delusion many Australians have about
Recent Cyclone So Far North That Albo’s Stylist Considers Swapping Byron Akubra For Proper Stetson
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT You wouldn’t know her name, but you’ve been seeing the work of
Italian Mate Swears He’d Heard Of This Sinner Bloke Before Last Night
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Proud Italian-Australian, Gianluca Di Bianchi (27), swears he knew that Sinner bloke before he won
Tradie Husband And Nurse Wife Make Tender Love At 3:15 AM Between Shifts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Courtney Lawson stirs awake, feeling the left hand side of her mattress sag with the familiar
Patriot Sleeps Soundly After Giving It To Woke Cummins On The Face Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights retiree has spoken of the deep, restorative sleep he received last
Servo Attendant Says Bro You Could Save 60c If You Get Two Of That Thing You’re Already Ashamed Of
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A seemingly stoned bloke working at a roadside Betoota servo has today rolled out the up-
DJ At Brisbane’s Cloudland Forced To Play Sean Paul For 12 Hours Straight As Windies Roll Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A music industry professional has this weekend been forced to put in quite a shift. Bowen
“Women’s Tennis Is Reserve Grade” Says 24 Match WAFL Superstar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT OFF TO A CRACKING START BAZ: The entire Western Australian media establishment are today rushing to
Sydney Rental Agent Simply Kicks Open Studio Door And Lets The Peasants In For A Sniff Around
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Sydney rental agent has tested the strength of his plastic shoes this morning