Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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The Minimum Wage Has Increased In Line With Inflation. This Cafe Owner Is Now Struggling To Afford The Repayments On His Audi SQ5
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Not all cafe owners have a 6-year loan with a 25% balloon payment
Entitled Yuppie Neighbour Tries To Reinvent The Rules Of Street Parking
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s been an escalation in the cold war plaguing one of the streets of Betoota’
Slater Tells Maroons To Not Get Thrown Off By A Half-Empty Stadium Because Matildas Are In Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Origin Coach Billy Slater has today had to explain his team that the pandemic-era
The Many Warring Factions Of NSW Put Differences Aside To Crush Uncultured Hicks From Up North
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a stunning display of cross-class unity, an Eastern Suburbs Sydney man and a Westie
Snobby Girlfriend Too Good For The Tuesday Frisbee Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A la-di-da local woman has raised eyebrows this evening, after dismissing her boyfriend’s
Land-Based Cruise Ships The Real Winners Amid P&O Dissolution
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shock announcement that sent ripples through the travel industry, Australia’s beloved
Local Stud Sweeps Crush Off Her Feet By Demonstrating Elite Geoguesser Abilities
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local heartthrob Finn Young (25) has officially redefined the boundaries of romance by sweeping his crush
“Nothing Good Happens After 12am” Says Gen-X Mum Who Used To Rave To The Prodigy In Abandoned Warehouses For 3 Days Straight
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Gen-X mum Amanda Yates (48) has declared, “Nothing good happens after 12am”. This statement
Wasted Talent Still Struggling To Pick His Moments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy PM and renowned political yipper, Josh Frydenberg has today hosed down speculation that he
Report: Stupid Leftie Teacher Calls About Son’s “Unhealthy” Lunchbox Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A stupid leftie teacher has put the dog up a local father this morning
“I Miss Dominant Masculinity” Says Renowned Alpha Male Who Dominated 90s Light Entertainment TV
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a shocking turn of events, masculine icon Jerry Seinfeld, the comedic powerhouse who once ruled
Apprentice Chippy Finally Learns Where Electricians Get Their Tools From
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota boy who now has to suffer the indignity of living in Sydney