Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Parliament Replaces Question Time With Suburban Footy Club Style Kangaroo Court For More Productive Debates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of Australia’s national law making body have decided to bring about
Report: Fuck Stoinis Is Stacked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s not the first time the Betoota Advocate has reported on this, but the facts
Delusional Blues Fan Says Red Cards Should Only Be Given For Voluntary Manslaughter Or Worse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Blues fans and media commentators are at fever pitch today, as the blame game begins.
Bloke Trying Hardest To Be Healthy Orders Loaded Fries Without The Fries
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Carbs have been given the flick in the most useless way possible as a Betoota man
Cast Of Hamilton The Musical To Be Given Chance To Butcher National Anthem At Game 2
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The cast of Hamilton are set to perform ‘Advance Australia Fair’ at Game 2
High-Grade Chemist Warehouse Flu Shot Puts Local Man On His Arse For Three Days
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In breaking news, a local coward has called in sick today after getting himself
Bucks Party Accommodation Comes With Ironic Cuck Chair Because Nobody Is A Chance Of Getting A Root
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT The furnishings of a Gold Coast motor inn have become the central gag of
Hungover Hen At Coolangatta Airport Weighs Up Self Help Book Or Grotesque Fast Food Order
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT As the sun sets on a particularly debaucherous weekend, a Melbourne girl has found
Billions In Pokie Revenue And 100,000 Registered Players No Match For Two Old Men From Central QLD
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite having all of the money in the world, as well as every cog and wheel
Isolated Amazonian Tribe That Elon Introduced To Internet Already Betting On The Dapto Dogs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Amazonian man from the Marubo tribe has today spoken to The Advocate via Facetime
“They Just Don’t Get Origin” Says Queenslanders Who Just Don’t ‘Get’ Fully Enclosed Footwear
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The State of Origin rivalry this afternoon, with fans from both states trading an increasing amount
Mum Delighted To Spend An Uninterrupted Evening With Her Book After Being Informed Origin Is On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s mate versus mate. State versus state. Not since the era of gladiatorial combat have