Pauline Hanson Turns Around Plummeting Opinion Polls By Offering Her Balanced And Empathetic Opinions On Domestic Violence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation's aspiring Prime Ministers has today offered up another insight into
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Local Man Finds Perfect Hill To Die On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights man has revealed that he’s finally found the hill he’s willing
Sydney Grad Student Can’t Believe He Bothered Displaying ATAR On CV For This Real Estate Gig
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT 99.95: A Sydney grad student has found himself in disbelief as he grapples with
Gentrifying Neighbourhood Easily Identified With Increase Of Poodle Mixes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some amusing but unsurprising news, it’s revealed that the emergence of poodle mixes has
Putin’s Re-Election Campaign Off To A Poor Start After Stumbling On Employment Rate Question
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Russian President Vladimir Putin is facing a PR nightmare this morning, after making a historic stumble
Jeep Gladiator Owner Finds The Perfect Goorin Bros Trucker Hat To Perch Atop His Chrome Dome While He’s Driving
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man that owns the only Jeep Gladiator in the Betoota Shire Council
Ugly New Apartment Tower Makes It Up To Locals With Medium Tier Fast Food Chains On Street Level
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking never before seen move to compensate for its aesthetically challenged appearance, the newly
Soon To Be Automated Copywriter Commits To Existential Crisis And Adds ‘Proficient In ChatGPT’ On Resume
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT User849: Write me a article about how my job as a copywriter is going to
Report: Girl Math Nowhere Near As Reckless As Boy Math
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT BOY MATH: After months of exhaustive research, evidence recovered by Betoota is shedding a light
Older Tradie Named ‘Kim’ Probably Not Worth Winding Up If You Believe The Yarns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the construction game, there’s certain characters that are not worth getting on the wrong
Man Not Receiving Enough Attention For His Liking Announces He’s Not Drinking For A While
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A real poon from our town’s Heights district has announced to anyone who’
Local Woman With Flat Phone On The Train Begins Reminiscing About That Free Stalker Newspaper
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A rapidly ageing millennial has found herself reminiscing about her university days this morning, after finding
Concerned About The New Beer Tax? Here’s 6 Simple Ways YOU Can Save Some Coin On A Night Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Many Australians have this week been rattled by the news that the price of alcohol could