Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Long Weekend: Friday Arvo Piss Up Means Local Girl’s Sweaty Gym Bag Now Stuck At Work For 72 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT And impulsive decision to get on the squirt tonight now means that the an office building
Local Man Celebrates Monarch’s Birth The Traditional Way By Being Stuck In Enormous Traffic Jam Leaving Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has joined the tens of thousands of other people from our
Local Bloke Alerts The Ladies Of His Commitment Issues By Rocking A Linen Shirt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this week been praised for being upfront about his dating intentions, by
Share House Stoner & Art Student Battle Over Rights To Recycled Cardboard
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A wrestle over finite resources is taking place in a Betoota share house as the resident
Nation Witnesses First Ever Disagreement Between A Liberal Treasurer And A News Corp Reporter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia is reeling this morning after seeing proof that unicorns might exist. The proof comes in
“People You May Know” Section Overflowing With People You Wish You Didn’t Know
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A collection of ghosts have appeared uninvited on the front porch of a local
Journo At Centre Of Peter Costello Furore Confirmed To Be Former Italian Defender Fabio Grosso
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The saga gripping Australia’s extremely concentrated mainstream media has just taken a wild turn this
Squirming Feet Protruding From Base Of Toilet Suggests Day 2 Of The Bucks Is Going To Be A Slog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A house on Queensland’s Gold Coast has this morning had an eery stillness shattered by
Nine Chairman Peter Costello Assaults His Way Out Of Questions About Alleged Assaults At Nine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former treasurer of the nation is today squirming in the Qantas Lounge, after being caught
Newy Provides Perfect Conditions For The Blues Girls To Avenge NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New South Wales footy gods have today decided to take matters into their own hands.
Bender At Point In Night Where Physio Student Assesses All His Mates’ Injuries
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact It’s just ticked over 2:30am at a Betoota Valley kick ons and third year
Nephew Outed By His Roach-Pillaged Tally-Hos After Uncle Asks To Roll A Smoke
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The long weekends are a great time for Aussies to get together, spend time with family