Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Local Bloke In A Stable But Critical Food Coma After Eating More Than His Mates Said He Could Eat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Brisbane man is recovering in hospital, after an unfortunate mishap earlier today. Samuel Timbs (28)
Liberals Panic Now That Their Former Treasurer And Life Member No Longer Controls Half The Media
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the most unspoken conflicts of interest in Australian politics comes to an end this
England Still Insists It’s Coming Home Despite Losing To A Country With Less People Than Geelong
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a show of unmatched delusion, local pom Gareth Hunt (34) has once again assured friends
Local Man Swears He’s Trying To Sell Project ZL Fairlane But He’s Having No Bites
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights sexagenarian claims he’s doing his utmost to sell a ZL
Friend With Job That Entails Most Responsibility For Human Life Always The Loosest On A Night Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some rather startling news, it can now be confirmed that people whose profession involves being
Millennial Muso Still Gets A Little Thrill Out Of The Edgy F-Word In ‘Little Lion Man’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local musicians that would’ve been referred to as a ‘hipster’ ten years ago, is
Pakistan Braces For Tight Loss Against Cricketing Powerhouse Canada in Totally Non-Suspicious Circumstances
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Pakistan cricket team is gearing up for another close loss tonight against tournament
“We Need To Transition To Nuclear” Says Nationals MPs Whose Most Loyal Voters Would Assassinate Them If A Reactor Was Built Within 500km Of Their Property
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia has kicked off a short week in style, by revealing that
Winter Chill Inspires Overpaid White Collar Man To Hit The Gym In 3/4 Skins Under Footy Shorts
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In local sporting news, a Betoota Grove man is primed to hit a personal
Local Girl Soft Launches Euro Holiday With Location Tagged Picnic Featuring That Swanky Ham
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In global news, a Betoota girl has launched into her European holiday a little
Woman Doing Beauty Routine In Front Of Gen Z Niece Unaware Her Life Is About To Be Ruined
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who doesn’t spend much time online is unaware that she’s just about
White Collar Man Alone In Pub Beer Garden At 3am Creates Path Of Destruction Like The Joker
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A white-collar man who’s friends left him at a pub beer garden at 3