Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Man In Finance, Who’s Working Class, 5’7, Brown Eyes, Confirms He’s Had Enough Of This Meme
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man working in the high rise precinct of Betoota’s Old City District has today
“Wait Just Let Me Finish Brekky” Says Local Traffic Marshall
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Irish and Brazilian girls that make up the vast majority of Betoota’s roadside traffic
Corporate Sector Exhausted From Caring So Much As Reconciliation Week Clashes With Pride Month
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a year after they undermined The Indigenous Voice Referendum by slapping their filthy logos
PODCAST: Adam Spencer, Australia’s Favourite Geek Joins Betoota Talks To Say Extremely Geeky Stuff
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Economic Downturn Sees Middling Lawyer Opt For A Pair Of $49 Recession RMs Instead Of The Real McCoy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A middling lawyer at a mid-tier domestic law firm has shown up to
Report: Japan The Thinking Man’s Bali
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that Japan is simply the ‘thinking man’s’ Bali, as blokes
Millennial Can’t Believe A Bunch Of Gen Z Guys Can Just Go Away For A Weekend And Not Do Huge Amounts Of Blow And Binge Drink Until The Sun Comes Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker has been left dumbfounded this afternoon after learning a junior
Mate That Is Least Likely To Ever Leave His Comfort Zone Claims That He’d Be Keen To Go Camping
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man that cannot stomach a night out in a suburb more than 15 minutes away
Rupert Murdoch And His Groomsmen Get EPIC Budgy Smugglers Pic On Wedding Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia’s favourite media mogul has celebrated his big day in style over the weekend. Billionaire
“McBirths, McDeaths, McMarriages”: McDonalds Acquires Vic BDM Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Victorian Government has completed the sale of the state’s Office of Births,
“Origin Is Just A Sideshow From The Real NRL” Says Sydney Man Who Hasn’t Got Much Hope For Either
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT We are just two days out from one of the biggest events in Australia’s sporting
Local Woman Obviously Getting A Sick Thrill Withholding Last Night’s Photos From The Girl’s Chat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman who was nice enough to take photos of a girls outing has