Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Media Company That Harbours Convicted Racists And Drunks Furious A Real Journalist Has An Opinion
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact News Corp is today doing its very best to distract from the fact they are a
Sydney City Unveil New Anti-Homeless Spikes That Protect Property Investments While Remaining LGBTQI-Friendly
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne asserts itself as the home of the F1 and fine dining, and Brisbane prepares
Sydney Dad Bored Shitless At Vivid Assumes Joyful Teenagers Must Be Taking Drugs
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local dad had salt rubbed into the wound when the most interesting thing that happened
“Woah, That’s Amazing! Incredible Data!” Says Woman After Seeing Someone’s Strava Run On Instagram
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT I’M IMPRESSED: Just yesterday, local woman Isaac Newton (not the scientist) had taken to
British PM Sunak Hits The Paintball Course To Prove How Much Fun National Service Could Be
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Embattled English Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has today hit the campaign trail ready for battle! Joining
“Conflict In Palestine And/Or Ukraine” Says Insurance Company To Man Wondering Why His Premium Has Tripled
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man sought answers this morning and got one he didn’t expect.
Local Woman Indulges In An Hour-Long Uninterrupted Yap Session Disguised As Expensive Therapy
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT’S ME HI: Yesterday, Jenny Collins successfully wrapped up another hour-long uninterrupted yap
The Most Racist Politician To Lead A Major Party Since The White Australia Policy Refutes Claims Of Racism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who became a household name stoking racial divisions as both Immigration Minister and Home
Graffiti Crew Recruits Elderly Trainspotter To Gain An Inside Knowledge Of Local Rail Network
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a surprising twist, renowned graffiti crew S.N.O (Spare No One) has enlisted an
Trump’s Campaign Team Begin Preparations For His Next Rally In Exercise Yard Of Rikers Island
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Donald Trump’s 2024 Presidential Campaign is in full swing, despite the fact that he is
Local Woman Justifies Frozen Yogurt As ‘Healthy’ By Dropping A Couple Slices Of Fruit On Top
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a surprising twist for dessert lovers everywhere, a new study has found that adding a
Report: Could You Blokes Perhaps Do Something Constructive And Stop Fucking Around Calling Each Other Names
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact EDITORIAL Our Federal representatives have spent this week fucking around in Canberra arguing about