Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Hard Quiz Rejects Local Roo Shooter’s Expert Topic Of Picture Magazine Home Girls Of The Month 1994-2003
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local resident has this week claimed that the ABC have continuously rejected his applications for
Man Who Played Footy In A Mudbath And Then Watched 2 More Grades Before Drinking In The Clubhouse For 7 Hours Thinks He’s Coming Down With Something
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office guy has today revealed to The Advocate that he’s worried he’s
New Bridgeton Sex Scene Confirmed To Last Longer Than 97% Of Regular Real Life Sexual Encounters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The makers of the wildly popular Bridgeton series have somehow once again outdone themselves when it
Amateur DJ And Underground Soundcloud Enthusiast Pleads For Friends To ‘Wait For The Drop’ When Handed AUX Cord
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT WAIT FOR THE DROP: Pleads Molly, Betoota’s amateur DJ and underground banger enthusiast as
“I Could Plan My Own Wedding” Says Bloke Still Writing On Gift Cards In Ubers
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local porkchop is being accused of absolute dribble this afternoon as he prepares
Local Bloke Feels Like He’s Discovered A Cheat Code After Going To A German Club For The First Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has found himself asking why the fuck he’d never heard of a
Touch Footy Veteran Has Existential Crisis After Being Stepped By Kid That Wasn’t Alive For ’05 Benji
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local man is having a bit of moment this afternoon after realising he’
Private Health Fund Says You Didn’t Read The Fine Print That Says You’re Not Covered And Fuck You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights family has learned their son’s cleft palate surgery will not
Div 4 Winger Swan Diving Under The Posts Unaware Oval Is 80% Labrador Shit
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A reserve grade winger is expected to be on jumper wash duties this weekend,
Turnbull And Abbott Finally See Eye-To-Eye In Rejecting New Money Bogan Scomo From Australian Club
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The lifelong enemies that symbolise a weeping factional wound in Australian conservatism have this week briefly
Cost Of Living Forces Local Banker To Take Kids To Timezone Instead Of Thredbo
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In tragic news for one of Betoota’s high tax bracket battlers, a yearly
Passion Pop Makes Glorious Return As Cost Of Living Forces Millennials Back Onto Teenage Classic
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unexpected twist that has left sommeliers weeping, Passion Pop – a drink best known for