Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Woman Who Envisaged A Stylish Coat Winter Still Rocking The Half Fucked Puffer From 4 Winters Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Queensland expat who promised herself she’d finally become one of those stylish coat wearing
Country Musician Removed From Record Label After Allegations He Doesn’t Drink Jack Daniels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian country music industry has today been rocked by shocking allegations from within its ranks.
Same Political Party That Gave Sydney The Rozelle Interchange Wants To Build Nuclear Reactors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A parliamentary inquiry has found that the NSW Liberals knew as early as 2014 that the
Elderly Man Served ‘Lukewarm’ Skim Cappuccino Lodges Human Rights Complaint
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter resident has asked the Australian Human Rights Commission to force a
“Let’s Just Chill. I Don’t Like Labels” Says Ethically Non-Monogamous Pansexual Gluten-Free Virgo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota’s man drought continues this week. In the words of the famous British balladeer Robbie
Unattended Husband Left In Charge Of Slow Cooker Invents New Meal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man is today been hailed for his culinary genius and ingenuity. Praised by
BETOOTA TALKS: Richard Clapton Talks About Living Hard And Playing Rock Music (Part 2)
INTERVIEW | Podcast | CONTACT In Part 1 of our in-depth interview, Richard Clapton recounted his wild youth, from landing in
Hanson Demands Betoota Advocate Take Down Image Of Her Pashing A Sudanese Hunk From Ipswich
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate has today been on the receiving end of a threatening legal letter from
Local Woman Returns Home To Smouldering Ashes Of Home After Convincing Self She Turned Off Straightener
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman returned home yesterday to find her share house reduced to smouldering
Political Party That Locked Down Half The Economy Until Everyone Could Prove They Had Taken A Vaccine That Hadn’t Even Been Ordered Yet Says Please Let Us Build Nuclear Reactors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week once again announced that Nuclear Power is the only thing
Woman Bragging About Doing Ayahuasca Could’ve Vomited And Shat Herself In Bali For Half The Price
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman bragging about the merits of doing ayahuasca ceremony in Costa Rica has
China Rules Out Future Trade Tariffs After Albo Impresses Premier Qiang With A Mad Feed At Happy’s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today taken the international diplomacy to the next level. With Australia