Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Inner City Woman Rants About Gentrification Without Mentioning Her Architect Parents Started It
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Annie Chesterton (28) a Betoota French Quarter native, has reportedly gone on another rant about the
Barnaby Purchases Block Of Land Out Near Lithgow For No Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce, has added a parcel of good country to
BOM’s ‘Feels Like’ Metric Clearly Based On A 10 Year Old Child’s Body Temp, Confirms 28YO Woman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation collectively acknowledges that it’s not fucking warm, a local woman has today
Micro-Dosing Hypothermia: Feeling Good After Ice Bath Just Body’s Relief To Not Be In A Fucken Ice Bath
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact BIT OF BONDI MASOCHISM: In some interesting news from the science department at The Betoota Polytechnic
Katter Says He’s Not Opposed To This Nuclear Reactor Plan So Long As It Remains Nationalised And We Get Some Bang For Our Buck But No Doubt Dutton And His Merry Gang Of Meatheads Will Instantly Offload These Reactors To Clive Palmer Or The Rineharts Or To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his long-awaited Nuclear Power plan that nobody
NYPD Says Timberlake Handed Himself Over Willingly: “It Feels Like Somethins Heatin Up, Can I Leave Wit Chu”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New York Police Department can confirm that pop superstar Justin Timberlake showed little resistance when
Dutton Uses Power Of The Tick-Tock To Spruik Nuclear Policy To Gen-Z Who Might Actually Get To Use It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton is spruiking his nuclear energy policy to the generation that
CSIRO Release Images Of What Hunter Valley Wine Will Look Like If Dutton’s Nuclear Plan Goes Ahead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact CSIRO has today released images of what Hunter Valley wine will look like in ten years
American Overlord On Call With Australian Office Is Just Completely Full Of Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A fledgling Betootacone Valley tech start-up has received a conference call this morning
Man Who Was Paralysed With Fear Over Lack Of Details About Indigenous Voice Provides A One-Page Media Release For His Half A Trillion Dollar Nuclear Plan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same man who was far too cautious to put his support behind the Indigenous Voice
Britney Finally Vindicated After Justin Timberlake Is Arrested For Driving While InTOXICated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Britney Spears and her global army of fans are today cheering with joy, after a major
Calls For Doctors To Complete 6 Months Prac Behind A Bar To Ease Critical Social Skills Shortage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Amongst of the skills shortages currently faced by Australia’s health system, the lack of street