Maker Of World's Shittest Cars Announces Australian Exit Because Nobody Is Buying Their Shit Cars Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Global conglomerate carmaker Stellantis has this week decided to stop selling Fiats in Australia
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“No, I Can’t Get My Wedding Suit From There. That’s The Old Albo,” Says PM Walking Past Marrickville Metro Tarocash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told himself no this afternoon and exercised a bit of
End Of Human Kind Nears As How To Last Longer In An Ice Bath Surpasses ED For Google Searches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The last days of humanity may be approaching faster than first thought. While plenty of theories
Coles CEO Leah Weckert Unwinds By Burning Ants With Magnifying Glass After Stressful Few Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coles CEO Leah Weckert has taken time this morning to shake off some stress
Bluey Animator Fired For Discreetly Suggesting Bandit And Chilli Have A Cuck Chair
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An animator for Bluey has been fired this week, as eagle eyed parents watching the hit
Katter Says The Only Way To Break Up The Woolworths And Coles Duopoly Is To Increase Our Intake Of Greeks And Italians Because Your Average Australian Unfortunately Lacks Both The Immigrant Ambition And Merchant Instinct Required To Open A Corner Shop And
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coles and Woolworths have been put on notice to “do the right thing” as Prime Minister
Manly Deny Vegas Trip Has Anything To Do With Escaping Sydney On Mardi Gras Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles have been in embroiled in another scandal this week, after damning
Report: The South African Accent Made It So Much Worse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that seemed almost certain to break at some point this week, it can be
Dad Keeps His Blink 182 Renaissance Alive By Refusing To Come Out Of His Room
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A taste of 1998 has come to one Betoota house as a celebrating dad has kept
‘Clean Girl’ Aesthetic Conveniently Gives Way To ‘Mob Wife’ Look As Hairdresser Raises Price For Root Touch Up
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT SOPRANOS ERA: As the dust settles on 2023’s ‘Clean Girl’ aesthetic, the wave of
Perth Leftie Finds Herself A Bit Uncomfortable With Sydney’s Multiculturalism
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT WHO KNEW: South Bondi’s newest Perth expat, Chloe Hempshaw, recently uncovered a startling truth
Mother Goes Into Cardiac Arrest When Offspring Rips Off Clothing Tag Without Using Scissors
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT USE THE SCISSORS: In a heart-pounding incident, a mother in Betoota’s suburban locale