Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Local Lesbian Has Her Subaru Keys Revoked After Revealing She Doesn’t Know Who Chappell Roan Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has this week had her Subaru keys officially revoked, after revealing that
Palm Beach GP Proudly Voted Teal In 2022 But The Climate-Denying Misogynists Might’ve Won Her Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the major parties beginning to slowly unveil the policies that they will be taking to
Bloke Who Used To Bash Emos For Being Poofters Now Deeply Invested In Men’s Mental Health Awareness
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A former high school nightmare has undergone what appears (on the surface) to be a complete
After 6 Years Of Environmental Vandalism, Drunk People No Longer Find Throwing E-Bikes Into River Funny
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After a solid six-year run of local hoodlums turning rivers and harbours into e-bike
Trent Barrett (46) Predicted To Have Same Hairline As Brad Arthur (50) After 4 Years At The Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NRL’s official team doctor has today dropped a bombshell revelation. Speaking exclusively to The
Big Four Consultant Explains His Gruelling Job Of Advising Stakeholders On Viabilities With Consideration To Factors That Can Effect Projections On Multifaceted Levels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A homecoming Betoota Boy has faced a bit of a sticky situation today. Returning from the
Only Way To Solve QLD Housing Crisis Is To Turn Volatile Floodplains Into Uninsurable Colorbond Sprawl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland LNP has today unveiled the housing policies that they will be taking to the
Vegetarian Dinner Just Some Shit With A Bunch Of Cheese Melted Over It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has expressed his disappointment and mild disdain after sitting down
Meathead Who’s Outraged About Harmless Skinny Guys Becoming Sex Icons Is Actually The Reason Why
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local alpha male who is known to enthusiastically discuss ‘the role of a woman’ in
Ex-High School Swimming Champ Still Too Traumatised From The Black Line To Enjoy Olympic Trials
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Although many 5ams have come and gone since her high school days, Airlie Wilson says she
Young Australians Probably Would Fight Overseas If They Still Got A Block Of Land In Maroubra Upon Return
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that should surprise no one, the Australian Defence Force have reported that they are
Man Crosses Rubicon Into Financial Ruin After Signing 13% Loan Contract On A Used Jeep Rubicon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has made a dreadful financial decision this week that’s