PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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Old Girl Managing Local Vinnies Has Had Enough Of These Thriftfluencers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Vinnies store has enacted a ban on selfie sticks and vlogging microphones
Liberals Wait Until Whole Nation Is Pissed To Announce They No Longer Believe In Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne Cup Day revellers begin drinking out of shoes and spear tackling each other in
Morning Piss From Upstairs Neighbour Only Alarm Clock Needed
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Katherina Tser (27) has been pulled from her dream of showering under a magical waterfall this
"Now Take Your Money And Fuck Off" Says Sourpuss Bookie
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local bookmaker has ended Melbourne Cup Day in a foul mood after being
Brunswick Yuppie On The Verge Of Fainting In The Steam Room In Vain Attempt To Outlast Greek Senior
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT In an all too familiar scene Local Brunswick yuppie Zak Delaney has regrettably attempted the impossible,
Local Fitzroy Man Completely Shocked To Learn Salomon And Arc'teryx Are Actually Hiking Brands
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A Melbourne IT worker has made a fascinating discovery this week, when he dropped into a
Lifelong Victim Of Mob Mentality Now Regretting Pushing The Very Fine Line Of Appropriate Wasabi Dosage
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man enjoying some sushi with friends has fallen victim to mob mentality with an
Inner City Leftie More Interested In The Race That Stops The Billionaires
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who couldn’t give two shits about horse racing has instead turned her
Recently-Divorced Accounts Manager Setting A Pace That Would Rival Some Of The Horses
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Melbourne Cup is over. Winners rejoice. Everyone else is getting stuck into the bubbly and
Worksite Knocks Off Early To Enjoy Melbourne Cup The Old Fashioned Way With A Crackly AM Broadcast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Race That Stops The Nation is upon us, and workplaces are pausing right around Australia
Man Doing A Poo At Work Takes The Opportunity To Put Some Bets On Because That's A Totally Normal Thing To Do And Online Betting Isn't A Cancer On Society
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 29-year-old man has today spent his lunch break on the toilet,
Report: The Peronis Are Cold Enough
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's officially past noon, and the Cup Day festivities have begun. The canapes are