Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Grazier Asks His Youngest Son If The ‘DC’ On His Hat Stands For ‘Dumb C–t’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier has welcomed his youngest home for university break this week. Racing
Victorian Liberal Party Having An Absolute Barry Crocker
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Polls show that the Victorian premier Jacinta Allan is on the nose with voters, as the
Local Tradie Still Working Hard With His Hands Despite Torrential Rain Along Eastern Seaboard
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Newcastle man is flat out like a lizard drinking today, it can be confirmed. Speaking
“This Is Not Appropriate” Says Man Who Claims To Have Grown Up On The Smiths
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A totally in-touch with the youth British PM is appalled by some of the actions
Why Defence Spending Is Categorised As Percentages Of GDP And Social Security Is Framed In Giant Scary Billion Dollar Numbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A groundbreaking report has been released by South Betoota Polytechnic’s Media, Memes And Journalism Faculty
Local Wingnut Considers Pre-Bullying His Son So He’s Desensitised To It By Kindy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A father in Betoota Heights has sparked controversy this week after announcing he has
Schools Around The Country Urged To Update Reading Curriculum For Tik Tok Generation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Schools across the country are being urged to modernise their reading curriculum in a bid to
Podcast Bro No Longer Needs Ice Baths Or Saunas After Old Flirt At The Pub Tells Him He’s Handsome
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 20-something middle class white man has today been saved from spiralling further into the
Ley Admits Female Quotas Are Contentious As She Needs To Placate Liberal Faction That Feels Women Should Shut Up, Cook Dinner, And Raise Children
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Sussan Ley has used a media appearance this morning to admit that
Landlords Prepare For Week Of Heavy Storms By Blocking All Incoming Calls
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Landlords and rental agents across the east coast have rushed to block their tenants from all
‘Once In 100 Year’ Weather Events Reclassified As ‘Biannual Weather Patterns’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The poor old North Coast of NSW is today battening down hatches and filling up sandbags
Sydney Braces For Their Quadrennial Schadenfreude Storm
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents across Greater Sydney have begun preparing themselves for what meteorologists and tabloid journalists