Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Qantas Hackers Sad To Learn Boomer Customers Already Gave Their Personal Data To qaantas.promo.@xybxnyjk.ru
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A group of foreign teenagers who are pretty good at navigating the internet are
“Haha Nah It’s Not That Hot,” Says Australian In London Who Is Clearly Dying
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Australian expat in London has today insisted he is completely fine despite exhibiting
NSW Transport Say They’re Still Going To Cancel Trains Today Anyway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Transport for NSW has announced that one million commuters could be left stranded as up to
Earthfolk Feed Toddler Organic, Fair-Trade Valium For Quick Hop Down To Byron
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A breeding pair of earthfolk heading to Byron Bay have this morning defended their
Sydney Vows To Rebuild After Surviving Terrifying Once-In-A-Millennium Megadeath Cyclone Rain Bomb
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The sun has finally emerged from the dark and angry storm clouds that have reigned hell
Local Genius Reaches To The Back Of The Fridge And Gets Milk With 4 Day Later Expiry Date
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is today being heaped with praise by his friends, family and the wider
The Smell Of England Reaches Mainland Europe After Soap Dodgers Experience 33 Degree Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The European mainland is today buckling under another oppressive weather event. On top of the much
Darwin’s Doggo Population Begin Slowly Returning Home After Cracker Night Horror
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most Top End tradition of them all took place in the Northern Territory last night,
Opinion: The Public Should Pay To Save My McMansion From Being Eaten By The Sea
JERRY TAYLOR | Sydney Yes, yes, get your popcorn and come down to the seaside to watch my house tumble into
“A Crash In House Prices Would Be Catastrophic” Says The People Directly Responsible For This Unsustainable Property Bubble
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some bloke who works in the Australian property industry has today provided The Betoota Advocate an
Aussie News Cycle Pauses To Give The Spotlight To Sydney Residents Enduring A Mild Weather Event
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s fairly wet in Sydney this week. But most Australians would know that by now,
We All Know What This Is, Right?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has been papped touring an immigration detention centre in the Florida Everglades,