This Young Man Will Lead Us To World Cup Glory In This Lifetime
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Lucas Herrington has made history as the youngest starter the Socceroos have ever fielded at a
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Sydney Braces For Their Quadrennial Schadenfreude Storm
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents across Greater Sydney have begun preparing themselves for what meteorologists and tabloid journalists
Local Office Worker Receives Daily Steam Notification From Mate Who Works From Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A steam notification on her work laptop has confirmed a bloke’s long held suspicion, that
KNEECAP Agrees To Truce With English Imperialists For Duration Of British And Irish Lions Rugby Tour
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being hauled before the UK courts on terrorism charges, the firebrand Irish rap trio KNEECAP
Local Bloke Forced To Ride A Guangzhou Gelding After Blowing The Bag Again
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local bloke who overestimated both his personal resilience and the Australian winter has
Woman With Winter Blues Informed There’s A Psychiatrist Appointment Available In Three Months Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman struggling with a case of seasonal affective disorder – distastefully known as ‘SAD’ – has unfortunately
SBS Politely Check In With Optus About Whether They Could Maybe Have Some EPL Rights Pls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s premiere commercial public broadcaster has today thrown it’s hat in the ring
Glastonbury Causes Traditional Media To Wonder If They Might Be Slightly Detached From Young People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of massaging headlines to avoid offending the political class, it seems that the world’
BREAKING: Papa’s Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Big news from North of the Tweed today, as the Queenslanders call upon veteran shot doctor
Piastri Overhead On Team Radio Calling Alpine ‘A Bunch Of Pathetic Flogs Who Need To Get A Fucking Life And Stop Obsessing Over Him’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian starlet Oscar Piastri has this weekend delivered a blistering spray at his former teammates, after
Luxury Bathhouse Now Smells Of Deep Heat And Hard Solo After 3rd Grade Footballer Dragged Their By The Missus
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A new luxury bathhouse in the Betoota industrial estate has been forced to close
Netball Canteen Has All The Treats To Soothe Local Mum’s Rosè Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local netball club canteen is expected to receive a 5 star Google review
Local Woman 9 Years Into Putting Off Switching To An Ethical Bank
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local woman Alice McKenzie (34), has just entered her 9th year of putting off switching to