This Young Man Will Lead Us To World Cup Glory In This Lifetime
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Lucas Herrington has made history as the youngest starter the Socceroos have ever fielded at a
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Office Pisshead Has Catheter Put In Ahead Of EOFY Drinks Tonight So He Doesn’t Waste Any Time
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A notorious figure in the head office of Diamantina Freight Solutions has confirmed he
Unemployed Man Surviving On Snowy River Pies Says It’s Not As Good As He Thought It’d Be
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man’s long-held fantasy of living off frozen pies and sleeping
Cutesy General Store In Tourist Town Does Not Fuck Around When It Comes To Bath Candles
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local couple has once again been forced to perfect their “Thanks, but I
Golf On The Second Day Of A Bucks Enjoyed By None
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A silent procession of soulless young men meandered around the Royal Birdsville Golf Club
Local Woman Gets Emotional Thinking About How This Little Furry Thing Trusts Her With Its Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT I’M A GIANT TO YOU: Gazing down at her adorable orange tabby sprawled out on
Youthful 62-Year-Old Has ID Checked As Youngest Person Aboard The Indian-Pacific
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A spritely 62 year old has been forced to show his ID on the train bar
Mum Has Just Discovered The Vast Artillery Of Emojis At Her Disposal
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local mum Debra Hamilton is having an absolute field day with the Emoji keyboard after discovering
Recent Divorcee Set To Clean Up After Breaking Out This Old Favourite From 2009
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Break out the skinny jeans and Empire Of The Sun remixes, because one of Betoota’s
Girlfriend More Than Happy To Watch A Bit Of The Lions Tour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local footy fan has today received a warm hug of affirmation from his significant other.
Taylor Against Gender Quotas, Says Female Candidates Need To Win Over The Liberal Party’s Rapidly Shrinking Base Of Cranky Old Men Whose Brains Are Fucked From Sky News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HAVE MORE MERIT: The Liberal Party remains torn over the proposal to introduce gender quotas into
Adult Man With Blonde Hair Told To Grow Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A man sporting a shade of blonde mostly seen on children has been urged to grow
UN Security Council Gather To Discuss Whether Recent Conflicts Will Affect The GTA6 Release Date
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The United Nations Security Council has called an emergency meeting to discuss whether or not America’