PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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Local Man Realises He Knows Basically Nothing About 4th Most Populous Country And Nearest Neighbour
MONTY BENFICA Local man and self described wikipedia addict has just realised he knows pretty much nothing about his countries
Queensland Stoner Who Didn’t Study For School Exams Feels Like The Luckiest Kid On Earth Right Now
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A stoner kid from Queensland who skipped a huge portion of his ancient history classes currently
Buckingham Palace Secretly Hoping The IRA Comes Through For Another Clean Up Of Royal Pedos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS: A British man now known as ‘Andrew’ has been officially stripped of his royal
CIA Conveniently Drops Photos Of Sydney Sweeney In A Chain Mail Dress On Same Day Pentagon Resumes Nuclear Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for red blooded mouth breathing jocks across the nation this Friday morning
Sussan Ley Doubles Down By Criticising PM For His Love Of Cold Beer And Tim Tams
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Opposition leader Sussan Ley has continued her attacks on the Prime Minister after spotting him enjoying
Different Understandings Of ‘BSB’ The New Divide Between Soft Paper Pushers And Tough Bushies
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact The divide between city and country men used to be as clear as day, however with
Social Circle Cringes As Yet Another Middle Class Australian Male Gets Sprung Committing Major Fraud Due To His Extreme Online Gambling Addiction
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of everyday late-20s suburban Australians have this week had to confront some very
Waitress Serving Gay Couple Places Bill In Front Of Bloke Giving The Most Top Energy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A waitress serving a couple who were clearly of the lavender-scented persuasion was forced to
Berocca To Launch Controversial BBQ Shapes Flavour After Running Out Of Fruits
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The makers of Australia’s favourite soluble tablets have today might quite the splash – pardon the
Fat Gen X Wanker Selects His Most Cringe Sneakers For Tomorrow’s Annual Walk Of Yankee Cultural Imperialism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father of school age children is preparing himself for tomorrow’s walk
America Kills More Illegal Drug Traffickers To Protect The Interests Of Legal Drug Traffickers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The self-proclaimed leaders of the free world have fired a few shots again this week.
Macquarie Bank Industrial Equities Analyst Begins Browsing New Dunks After Buying VIP Wu Tang Tickets
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local white-collar corporate is planning to bring the ruckus next year, as