Samoan Mate Blames The Keferee

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A local French Quarter man has today confirmed that he's still struggling to talk about last night.

Francis Sua'lei'lua told The Advocate this morning that you can't win when 'the fix is in.'

"Uso that was cooked," sighed the very tired local man who was in the group chats and on social media for a long time after the Rugby League World Cup semi-final finished last night.

This comes after a tough and emotional loss for Toa Samoa who had looked unreal through the competition and taken fans from all countries on an emotional journey.

"I don't wanna sound like Kagi pepe but that referee was stinky bro," said the man whose car has been draped in Samoan flags for the last month.

"Can't win when it's like that," continued the man whose team lost 42-12 to the Kangaroos.

While they were objectively outplayed, most viewers have confirmed that Samoans where fairly dudded by some rough calls at pivotal moments.

"Keferees bro," sighed Sua'lei'lua, merging the popular Samoan swear word with the name for the officials.

"And then they sent my guy Spenny for giving the ref a bit of a reality check after another bullshit call."

"Gee up bro."

"Proper gee up."

The Samoan's will now have another 4 years to stew on how the referee caused them to lose by a fair score, while the rest of the rugby league world shrugs about the prospect of an Australia v New Zealand Grand Final.

More to come.