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Middle East Conflict Explodes After Former Iranian Official Calls Benjamin Netanyahu A Grub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The ceasefire in the Middle East looks even more flimsy today, after a former Iranian offical
Woman Asked To Donate To Cotton On Explains She Wouldn’t Be Fucken Shopping There If She Had Money To Spare
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has gently explained to a Cotton On employee that if she had any
Dormant Middle Class Rugby Tragic Emerges From His Post-Folau Slumber Ahead Of Lions Tour
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HE’S BACK: The British and Irish Lions have touched down in Australia, ahead of their
In The Face Of Geopolitical Uncertainty, Australians Seek Wisdom From Elderly Ethnic Cab Drivers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As the decade of the 2020’s descends even further into chaos, people from around the
Albo Echoes Trumps Stance On Israel And Iran: “Yeah. Fucking Clowns”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Prime Minister has once again rushed to back the President of America. However, this
Biggest Social Media Platform For Under 16s Still Exempt From Under 16s Social Media Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Australian government hurtles towards its ‘world leading Skibidi Rizz’ social media ban for under
American Realising Why He Has To Sell His Car To Pay For Broken Arm
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Ohio man is in a state of euphoria after finally uncovering why he had to
Sydney Developers Refuse To Let The Blue Mountains Get In The Way Of Beautiful Urban Sprawl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney’s ravenous property developers say they will not let something as trivial as the Blue
Sheep Grazier’s Warning Forces Local Farmer To Get In His Ute, Drive Out To His Freshly-Shorn Wethers And Say “Fuck It, You’ll Be Right Won’t Ya?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A formal weather alert from the Bureau of Meteorology (BoM) has once again prompted
Local Moron Actually Tells Doctor How Many Drinks He Has Every Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local silly duffer has done it again, it can be confirmed. Local aspiring army reservist
Woman Down On Her Arse Financially Lets Out Groan After Being Invited To A Set Menu Birthday Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who’s been struggling to keep on top of her bills has set out
Netanyahu Government Disputes Claims That They Are The Joe Pesci Of The Middle East
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As US President Donald Trump pushes for a ceasefire between Iran and Israel, the world watches