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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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New Fridge Asks To Be Connected To The Internet For Some Godless Fucking Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is seemingly at odds with his new refrigerator this morning after
MAGA Bro’s Bone Spurs Really Flaring Up This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of New York’s most fortunate sons has today spoke to The Advocate about his
Nation That Jails Citizens For Seeking Basic Reproductive Healthcare Vows To Liberate The Women Of Iran
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT As the US begins military strikes on the 92 million people of Iran, questions are
Australian Physios Prepare For A Spike In Business Ahead Of Back-To-Back AC/DC And Metallica Tours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Aussie rock legends AC/DC have just announced they’ll be touring their homeland for the
Local Dad Buys A Leaf Blower For No Reason Other Than To Escalate Already Tense Relationship With Fuckwit Neighbour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights father of 3 is rapidly escalating a regional conflict today. Henry Brayshaw
Foreign Minister Says Of Course We Support Israel And America Bombing Iran, Before Turning Her Attention Back To Australians Falling Off Scooters In Bali
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Foreign Minister Penny Wong has insisted the government is very clear in its support for Israel
Trump Suggests Regime Change At Northland Shopping Centre
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Donald Trump has issued a stark warning to the management of Melbourne’
Without Green Day On The Radio, Americans Blindly Support President Trump’s Decision To Go To War
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As President Trump enters war with Iran, it appears that America is lacking a counter-culture.
“Feels Good To Be Back” Says America
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The home of the brave and the land of the military industrial complex is today kicking
PM Puts Our Last Serviceable Dedicated Bomber On Standby In Case America Gives Us The Call Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has confirmed that Australia is once again ready to contribute meaningfully
World War 3 Puts A Bit Of Extra Sting On A Winter Monday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia is today battling through another Monday morning. However, this Monday Morning has
Anti-War President Ends America’s “Forever Wars” By Bombing A New Country
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The ‘Greatest Country on Earth’ has lived up to its name once again today, by bombing