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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Greek Man Takes First Step Towards Pappouhood After Eating Apple With A Knife For The First Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 39 year old Greek-Australian man has taken the first step into “pappouhood” after deciding
Brisbane Locals Actually Keen On Gabba Redevelopment After Being Promised Blonde Brick Unit Blocks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The roaring binfire that has become the Queensland Government’s 2032 Olympics preparations has somehow resulted
Crawl To Payday Inspires Local Millennial To Spend Weekend With Her Parents
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local millennial has been forced to make the pilgrimage home this weekend after
Woman With Sore Tummy Issues Concedes Carbonara And Garlic Bread Was Totally Worth The Pain
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A prominent lactose avoider is in a world of trouble today as she faces
Windscreen Repair Business Has A Better Spread Of Free Snacks Than The Qantas Lounge
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An impoverished student is praising the services of a windscreen repair business today after
Rental Agent Who’s Quick To Chase Up Money Taking A Month To Email Back About Maintenance Repairs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Residents at a slightly dilapidated share house in Betoota Heights are quickly learning that their rental
Sky News Frantically Send Journalist Out To Ask Anthony Albanese The Population Of Iran
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s flagship journalistic organisation is today going all out to keep the bastards honest. After
Nonna Of Twink Grandson So Glad To Hear ‘He Ate’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact “PURR, I ATE 💅”: A nonna who’s spent the past year fretting about her grandson’s
Dad’s Solution To Middle Eastern Conflict Probably Shouldn’t Leave The Kitchen Table
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Heights-based landscape gardener has today offered what he believes to be a pragmatic
Gen-Z’s Mental Health Surprisingly Much Better After Replacing iPhone She Stares Into For 7 Hours A Day With A 3310
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 20-something has this week realised that she actually feels much better when she
EV Transition Struggling As New Dealerships Yet To Discover The Power Of Inflatable Tube Men
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It’s being reported that local electronic vehicle dealerships are struggling with business because they are
Local Man Wishes Trump Would Hurry Up And Decide If He Wants To Start A Nuclear War Or Not Because If So, He Won’t Pay Rent This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man with rent due today is annoyed with the current state